Post by rican on May 10, 2012 8:57:52 GMT -6
Here is the official BLITZ results by the one and only Jimmy D~
Pro Wrestling BLITZ' High Stakes was held Saturday April 28th, 2012 at the Joliet Rec Center in Joliet, IL, featuring the debut of Matt Hardy and an Elite member gone rogue getting his shot at the BLITZ Championship.
Pre-show Match: Mike Horning d. Zach Thompson in 6:24.
A video played showing Vic Capri wanting Robert "Ego" Anthony to pay him up front to be his tag team partner, but Anthony didn't have the Kash. Capri walked out on him, despite Anthony saying he could pay him after the show when he gets paid.
1. No Limits Championship Match: No Limits Champion "Rockstar" Jimmy Rockwell (w/Kurt "Kujo" Joseph) vs. Justin Reno
Kurt "Kujo" Joseph introduced himself as Rockwell's tour manager. Rockwell said since he won the No Limits Championship last month, his touring schedule has filled up with autograph signings and outdoor music festivals, so he hired Joseph to be his tour manager. The champ took control early, but lost control when he became too focused on doing his rockstar poses instead of focusing on his opponent. Rockwell went for a flying headscissors, but Reno countered with a DDT. Kujo got on the apron to draw Reno's attention, allowing Rockwell to roll him up in a school boy to get the pin in 6:54 and retain his title. It looked like Reno had Rockwell after the DDT, but the addition of his tour manager paid off for the No Limits champ.
2. Kenneth G. Lewis vs. Mike Horning
Lewis took the mic and introduced his savior, although Steve Stone was conspicuous by his absence. Instead, a hooded figure came to the ring, as Billy Whack introduced himself to the BLITZ crowd. Whack told Lewis he thought he was a fan favorite, but they're getting booed. He then put the blame on the crowd, saying there's too much negativity and he'll continue to align himself with Lewis. Horning used his greco roman skills to ground Lewis, but the Stone Temple member countered by working over the arm. Horning dodged a running kick in the corner, then leapt off the second rope with a cross body for 2, not easy to do with one good arm. The Joliet native got another 2 with an O'Conner Role into a German Suplex. Horning hit his front flip neckbreaker on Lewis, but Whack put his man's foot on the rope to avoid the pin. Whack grabbed Horning, but Lewis missed the charge and nailed his savior instead, and Horning got a close 2 with a corkscrew sunset flip. Lewis, in plain sight of the ref, kicked Horning between the uprights, forcing the ref to call for the bell and award the match to Horning by DQ in 6:45. Whack grabbed the mic and yelled "I Hate Kids!"
3. "All American Scumbags" Ratt J. Flywheel and Pauly Thomaselli vs. Buddy Roberts, Jr. and Mike Anthony
Flywheel filled in for Machine, who reportedly was in jail. All four men went to a standoff when Flywheel threw white powder in Anthony's eyes as all four exchanged blows. The brawl continued until Flywheel and Thomaselli had Roberts 2 on 1 in the ring and were able to keep the blinded Anthony on the outside. Hardcore Binge and Ruff Crossing charged the ring to break up the injustice, causing the ref to call for a No Contest in 1:46.
A video played revealing that BLITZ's special guest at Die Hard, May 26th, will be former WCW World Champion Diamond Dallas Page!
4. Warrior Challenge Match: "Warrior" Barry Ryte vs. Matt Hardy
Ryte took the mic after his enterance and brought up how his opponent says he'll never die. He told a story about when he was a kid and went to the doctor's office and his mom let him bring some toys to keep him occupied. The toys he brought were his Hardy Boy figures. Ryte reminded everyone that he beat cancer, so he's the real conquerer of death. He's stronger than death and he's stronger than Matt Hardy. The crowd was absolutely deafening for Hardy. Hardy controlled the first 5 minutes of the match with headlocks and armbars until he pushed Ryte into a corner and Ryte resorted to strikes. Hardy retaliated with some punches of his own until Ryte ducked one and Hardy stopped himself from cracking the ref. Ryte took his opporunity to throw Hardy left shoulder first into the ring post. Ryte blocked a clothesline and Hardy showed his left arm was really bothering him, to which Ryte hit a single arm DDT for 2. Ryte went to the top, but Hardy cut him off. Hardy tried a suplex with his left arm, but couldn't lift Ryte. He tried again with the other arm, and got a huge superplex. Hardy followed with his signature bulldog out of the corner, Side Effect, and 2nd rope leg drop for 2. Joliet almost saw the Twist of Fate, but Ryte scurried to the outside. On the outside, Hardy went for the Twist of Fate, but Ryte was able to get behind him and push him into the post. Ryte used the gold rope he wears to the ring to tie Hardy's belt to the post to earn a countout victory at the 14:02 mark. Afterward, Hardy got the mic and congratulated Ryte on a clever victory, saying the two of them aren't all that different. Hardy said the fans didn't come to see the match end on a count out, and that Ryte should prove to himself that he's stronger than death. Ryte said he already won, so there's nothing left to prove. Hardy extended a hand to congratulation Ryte on his win, which Ryte acted like he was going to accept, only he pulled back to mock Matt. Hardy said Ryte just cost himself a terrible twist of fate, delivering the Twist of Fate!
5. The Elite (Zach Thompson and "Walking Aphrodesiac" Matty Starr (w/Rinaldo Piven)) vs. Hardcore Binge (Hardcore Craig and "Beer City Bruiser" Brandon Blaze)
The battle began before the bell when the Elite attacked Hardcore Binge while they were saluting the crowd. It wasn't long before Craig and Blaze turned the tables and tossed Starr and Thompson to the outside. Back in the ring, Hardcore Craig dominated The Elite, overhead press slamming Thompson over the top onto Starr. Starr and Thompson thought about walking out, but Blaze blocked them from the enterance. When they turned around, Craig crashed onto them with a top rope plancha con hilo! Back in the ring, Craig caught a boot from Thompson, but Zach got his signature inzeguri. The Elite worked over Craig until he caught Thompson coming off the ropes with a powerslam, allowing him to make the tag to Blaze. Blaze cleaned house and hit an exploder suplex on Starr. Blaze got a sunset flip on Thompson, but Starr was there with a forearm smash to bring the favor back to The Elite. On the outside, Thompson hit a wicked bodyslam on Blaze. After the Elite wore down the Beer City Bruiser, Blaze caught Thompson coming off the ropes with a Bossman Slam, letting him get the tag to Craig. Craig hit his running Michinoku Driver on Starr, then Binge got a Hart Attack on Thompson for 2 when Starr broke up the pin. Billy Whack then came out and drew the ref's and Hardcore Binge's attention. Kenneth G. Lewis came out with a chair and nailed Blaze with it on the apron. Craig ran off Whack and Lewis, but Starr then curled Blaze up and hit his devistating Package Piledriver for the win in 13:27.
6. Robert "Ego" Anthony and Jack Kash vs. "Insurance Policy" Tony Scarpone and Ruff Crossing
Ego came out to the Ultimate Warrior's theme music and strangely played up to the crowd. He then showed his true colors when he told the long time BLITZ fans to inform any new fans that he hates all of them. Anthony then brought up the video we saw at the start of the show and how he has no tag partner. He wanted someone big and strong from the locker room to step up and out came Jack Kash. Ego ran him down for not fitting the description he wanted, but Kash said there's an envelope full of money in Anthony's bag if he lets him tag with Ego, to which Anthony quickly agreed. The opening minutes of the match saw Scarpone and Crossing beat the tar out of Kash. The ref's attention was on Kash when Ego tripped up Crossing while hitting the ropes, allowing Kash to toss Crossing to the floor and get the advantage for his team. Kash and Ego kept Crossing isolated in their corner for a while, but Kash's inexperience was no match for Crossings's and Scarpone's experience. Kash needed to tag but Ego dropped from the apron to the floor. Scarpone flattened Kash with the "Forget About It" Powerbomb for the pin in 10:05. Ego tried to get away, but Ruff cut him off at the enterance way and tossed him back into the ring. Ego tried making peace with the Insurance Policy, but Scarpone answered that with a boot to the gut. He had Anthony up for the powerbomb, but Anthony was able to make his way over Scarpone's head and land on his feet and run away through the crowd. Scarpone and Crossing won the match, but still have yet to get a satisfying revenge on Robert Anthony.
Main Event: Ashton Vuitton vs. BLITZ Champion "Simply Ravishing" Ryan Slade (w/Rinaldo Piven)
Piven took the mic and told Vuitton that while he used to represent him, he's become trash just like the people of Joliet. He added that Ryan Slade's the garbage man and will take Vuitton out for good. Ashton's athleticism worked for him at first until Piven distracted him, giving Slade the upper hand. Vuitton came off the ropes with a cross body, but the champ caught him and showed impressive strength hitting three consecutive rib breakers. Slade tied Vuitton up in the tree of whoa, but the challenger sat up to avoid the charge and hit a blue thunder driver for 2. Vuitton got another 2 with a picturesque top rope cross body. Vuitton looked like he had the title with a small package, but Piven pulled Ben the ref out of the ring, poked at him, and loudly told him he was doing a bad job. The ref sent Piven to the locker room to the crowd's delight, as Vuitton ducked Slade's attempt to hit him with the title belt and floored the champ with a roundhouse kick. Ashton picked up the belt, but the ref saw him. As the ref put the belt away, Slade grabbed Vuitton with a Rude Awakening for a close near fall. Vuitton was able to procure a guillotine choke when Zach Thompson and Matty Starr came out, presumably by Rinaldo Piven's orders. Thompson distracted the ref while Starr hit his Package Piledriver on Vuitton. Slade covered Vuitton for the win to the retain the BLITZ Championship at the 14:33 mark. With one move, Matty Starr has become a serious force in BLITZ
Pro Wrestling BLITZ' High Stakes was held Saturday April 28th, 2012 at the Joliet Rec Center in Joliet, IL, featuring the debut of Matt Hardy and an Elite member gone rogue getting his shot at the BLITZ Championship.
Pre-show Match: Mike Horning d. Zach Thompson in 6:24.
A video played showing Vic Capri wanting Robert "Ego" Anthony to pay him up front to be his tag team partner, but Anthony didn't have the Kash. Capri walked out on him, despite Anthony saying he could pay him after the show when he gets paid.
1. No Limits Championship Match: No Limits Champion "Rockstar" Jimmy Rockwell (w/Kurt "Kujo" Joseph) vs. Justin Reno
Kurt "Kujo" Joseph introduced himself as Rockwell's tour manager. Rockwell said since he won the No Limits Championship last month, his touring schedule has filled up with autograph signings and outdoor music festivals, so he hired Joseph to be his tour manager. The champ took control early, but lost control when he became too focused on doing his rockstar poses instead of focusing on his opponent. Rockwell went for a flying headscissors, but Reno countered with a DDT. Kujo got on the apron to draw Reno's attention, allowing Rockwell to roll him up in a school boy to get the pin in 6:54 and retain his title. It looked like Reno had Rockwell after the DDT, but the addition of his tour manager paid off for the No Limits champ.
2. Kenneth G. Lewis vs. Mike Horning
Lewis took the mic and introduced his savior, although Steve Stone was conspicuous by his absence. Instead, a hooded figure came to the ring, as Billy Whack introduced himself to the BLITZ crowd. Whack told Lewis he thought he was a fan favorite, but they're getting booed. He then put the blame on the crowd, saying there's too much negativity and he'll continue to align himself with Lewis. Horning used his greco roman skills to ground Lewis, but the Stone Temple member countered by working over the arm. Horning dodged a running kick in the corner, then leapt off the second rope with a cross body for 2, not easy to do with one good arm. The Joliet native got another 2 with an O'Conner Role into a German Suplex. Horning hit his front flip neckbreaker on Lewis, but Whack put his man's foot on the rope to avoid the pin. Whack grabbed Horning, but Lewis missed the charge and nailed his savior instead, and Horning got a close 2 with a corkscrew sunset flip. Lewis, in plain sight of the ref, kicked Horning between the uprights, forcing the ref to call for the bell and award the match to Horning by DQ in 6:45. Whack grabbed the mic and yelled "I Hate Kids!"
3. "All American Scumbags" Ratt J. Flywheel and Pauly Thomaselli vs. Buddy Roberts, Jr. and Mike Anthony
Flywheel filled in for Machine, who reportedly was in jail. All four men went to a standoff when Flywheel threw white powder in Anthony's eyes as all four exchanged blows. The brawl continued until Flywheel and Thomaselli had Roberts 2 on 1 in the ring and were able to keep the blinded Anthony on the outside. Hardcore Binge and Ruff Crossing charged the ring to break up the injustice, causing the ref to call for a No Contest in 1:46.
A video played revealing that BLITZ's special guest at Die Hard, May 26th, will be former WCW World Champion Diamond Dallas Page!
4. Warrior Challenge Match: "Warrior" Barry Ryte vs. Matt Hardy
Ryte took the mic after his enterance and brought up how his opponent says he'll never die. He told a story about when he was a kid and went to the doctor's office and his mom let him bring some toys to keep him occupied. The toys he brought were his Hardy Boy figures. Ryte reminded everyone that he beat cancer, so he's the real conquerer of death. He's stronger than death and he's stronger than Matt Hardy. The crowd was absolutely deafening for Hardy. Hardy controlled the first 5 minutes of the match with headlocks and armbars until he pushed Ryte into a corner and Ryte resorted to strikes. Hardy retaliated with some punches of his own until Ryte ducked one and Hardy stopped himself from cracking the ref. Ryte took his opporunity to throw Hardy left shoulder first into the ring post. Ryte blocked a clothesline and Hardy showed his left arm was really bothering him, to which Ryte hit a single arm DDT for 2. Ryte went to the top, but Hardy cut him off. Hardy tried a suplex with his left arm, but couldn't lift Ryte. He tried again with the other arm, and got a huge superplex. Hardy followed with his signature bulldog out of the corner, Side Effect, and 2nd rope leg drop for 2. Joliet almost saw the Twist of Fate, but Ryte scurried to the outside. On the outside, Hardy went for the Twist of Fate, but Ryte was able to get behind him and push him into the post. Ryte used the gold rope he wears to the ring to tie Hardy's belt to the post to earn a countout victory at the 14:02 mark. Afterward, Hardy got the mic and congratulated Ryte on a clever victory, saying the two of them aren't all that different. Hardy said the fans didn't come to see the match end on a count out, and that Ryte should prove to himself that he's stronger than death. Ryte said he already won, so there's nothing left to prove. Hardy extended a hand to congratulation Ryte on his win, which Ryte acted like he was going to accept, only he pulled back to mock Matt. Hardy said Ryte just cost himself a terrible twist of fate, delivering the Twist of Fate!
5. The Elite (Zach Thompson and "Walking Aphrodesiac" Matty Starr (w/Rinaldo Piven)) vs. Hardcore Binge (Hardcore Craig and "Beer City Bruiser" Brandon Blaze)
The battle began before the bell when the Elite attacked Hardcore Binge while they were saluting the crowd. It wasn't long before Craig and Blaze turned the tables and tossed Starr and Thompson to the outside. Back in the ring, Hardcore Craig dominated The Elite, overhead press slamming Thompson over the top onto Starr. Starr and Thompson thought about walking out, but Blaze blocked them from the enterance. When they turned around, Craig crashed onto them with a top rope plancha con hilo! Back in the ring, Craig caught a boot from Thompson, but Zach got his signature inzeguri. The Elite worked over Craig until he caught Thompson coming off the ropes with a powerslam, allowing him to make the tag to Blaze. Blaze cleaned house and hit an exploder suplex on Starr. Blaze got a sunset flip on Thompson, but Starr was there with a forearm smash to bring the favor back to The Elite. On the outside, Thompson hit a wicked bodyslam on Blaze. After the Elite wore down the Beer City Bruiser, Blaze caught Thompson coming off the ropes with a Bossman Slam, letting him get the tag to Craig. Craig hit his running Michinoku Driver on Starr, then Binge got a Hart Attack on Thompson for 2 when Starr broke up the pin. Billy Whack then came out and drew the ref's and Hardcore Binge's attention. Kenneth G. Lewis came out with a chair and nailed Blaze with it on the apron. Craig ran off Whack and Lewis, but Starr then curled Blaze up and hit his devistating Package Piledriver for the win in 13:27.
6. Robert "Ego" Anthony and Jack Kash vs. "Insurance Policy" Tony Scarpone and Ruff Crossing
Ego came out to the Ultimate Warrior's theme music and strangely played up to the crowd. He then showed his true colors when he told the long time BLITZ fans to inform any new fans that he hates all of them. Anthony then brought up the video we saw at the start of the show and how he has no tag partner. He wanted someone big and strong from the locker room to step up and out came Jack Kash. Ego ran him down for not fitting the description he wanted, but Kash said there's an envelope full of money in Anthony's bag if he lets him tag with Ego, to which Anthony quickly agreed. The opening minutes of the match saw Scarpone and Crossing beat the tar out of Kash. The ref's attention was on Kash when Ego tripped up Crossing while hitting the ropes, allowing Kash to toss Crossing to the floor and get the advantage for his team. Kash and Ego kept Crossing isolated in their corner for a while, but Kash's inexperience was no match for Crossings's and Scarpone's experience. Kash needed to tag but Ego dropped from the apron to the floor. Scarpone flattened Kash with the "Forget About It" Powerbomb for the pin in 10:05. Ego tried to get away, but Ruff cut him off at the enterance way and tossed him back into the ring. Ego tried making peace with the Insurance Policy, but Scarpone answered that with a boot to the gut. He had Anthony up for the powerbomb, but Anthony was able to make his way over Scarpone's head and land on his feet and run away through the crowd. Scarpone and Crossing won the match, but still have yet to get a satisfying revenge on Robert Anthony.
Main Event: Ashton Vuitton vs. BLITZ Champion "Simply Ravishing" Ryan Slade (w/Rinaldo Piven)
Piven took the mic and told Vuitton that while he used to represent him, he's become trash just like the people of Joliet. He added that Ryan Slade's the garbage man and will take Vuitton out for good. Ashton's athleticism worked for him at first until Piven distracted him, giving Slade the upper hand. Vuitton came off the ropes with a cross body, but the champ caught him and showed impressive strength hitting three consecutive rib breakers. Slade tied Vuitton up in the tree of whoa, but the challenger sat up to avoid the charge and hit a blue thunder driver for 2. Vuitton got another 2 with a picturesque top rope cross body. Vuitton looked like he had the title with a small package, but Piven pulled Ben the ref out of the ring, poked at him, and loudly told him he was doing a bad job. The ref sent Piven to the locker room to the crowd's delight, as Vuitton ducked Slade's attempt to hit him with the title belt and floored the champ with a roundhouse kick. Ashton picked up the belt, but the ref saw him. As the ref put the belt away, Slade grabbed Vuitton with a Rude Awakening for a close near fall. Vuitton was able to procure a guillotine choke when Zach Thompson and Matty Starr came out, presumably by Rinaldo Piven's orders. Thompson distracted the ref while Starr hit his Package Piledriver on Vuitton. Slade covered Vuitton for the win to the retain the BLITZ Championship at the 14:33 mark. With one move, Matty Starr has become a serious force in BLITZ
