JTB
Jake
CPW Chief Diplomatic Relations Representative
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Post by JTB on Jul 19, 2017 8:26:01 GMT -6
What is a Zelo?
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Post by thectaguy on Aug 20, 2017 8:50:02 GMT -6
For some reason I dig j j garrett
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Post by daddyboy on Aug 21, 2017 7:36:23 GMT -6
What time will you be setting up the ring?
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Post by jpecard on Aug 21, 2017 10:21:48 GMT -6
What time will you be setting up the ring? he's already booked to hold the piss bucket in back all night, brother.
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Post by jpecard on Aug 21, 2017 10:28:40 GMT -6
tickets for this are only $8 on groupon, ends today. for $8 what the f**k, im gonnna go
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2017 19:38:29 GMT -6
This is also now an all ages show... updated the event info address I'm sure the word cuck will still be thrown around brother.
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Post by jpecard on Aug 22, 2017 8:53:29 GMT -6
You better know it will be if I'm there with some Mikerphone in me!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2017 23:37:38 GMT -6
Mason Conrad out with an injury, replacing him will be GPA~! His name is GED brother.
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Post by jpecard on Aug 23, 2017 9:12:26 GMT -6
Hell, I think GED is a way better replacement. little dude tears it up! just you wait though soon he'll be known as "did a semester at everest"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2017 10:07:26 GMT -6
Hell, I think GED is a way better replacement. little dude tears it up! just you wait though soon he'll be known as "did a semester at everest" Or maybe he'll call himself "did a semester at community college"....oh wait a minute, that's what Vampiro calls himself.
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Post by jpecard on Aug 23, 2017 12:33:28 GMT -6
Hell, I think GED is a way better replacement. little dude tears it up! just you wait though soon he'll be known as "did a semester at everest" Or maybe he'll call himself "did a semester at community college"....oh wait a minute, that's what Vampiro calls himself. if he keeps it up with those awesome reviews, WWEVIL will be after him in no time!! f**k i just said WWEvil and gave myself the d ouche chills, let me take a cold shower and try to forget about this
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Post by jpecard on Aug 25, 2017 6:57:31 GMT -6
Quick write up about last night as I have my morning drink... Got to the venue with about 20 mins to kill, so I chugged a crowler of Mikerphone's Hau5 Beer, ate a turkey Subway sandwich and had a nice bowl of pineapple express. Walked up to the door with 5 minutes before bell, man this place is super nice. Reminded me of the wedding hall that the random Chicago indy showcase fundraiser show was ran at Rosemont in 07 around Thanksgiving when CM Punk was rumored to appear (none of you new hipsterfuck fans will know what im talking about since you only care about CM punk and stuff thats happened in the past 5 years on this scene) Show should look great on DVD besides the fact there was around 500 chairs set up and maybe only 60 people total, felt a little awkward, but I was pretty faded so that could have been it. AAW Jimmy comes out and they play an opening video on windows media player and leave the taskbar on the bottom. rah rah rah, the crowd is getting hyped up. First match was Bryce benjamin vs TNA IMPACT STAR marshee rocket. A lot of goofing off at the beginning, they picked it up though. At one point this dude in the front row that kept wanting to be a part of the show gives bryce a big boot. I think Rockett won, don't remember honestly. The next match was some guy in an ultimo dragon mask vs some dude in a black mask. saw both of them at galli the other day. it was interesting to see them attempt to wrestle a slower paced match than a galli show, but this one was pretty much a buttfuck. tons of goofs, stinker match of the night. Hilight was the winner's theme getting played twice as it was a song used on Eastbound and Down season 4 when Stevie's kids were jumping in the bouncehouse. Next match had Zero Gravity vs. Gringo loco and his mystery partner DJZ. Very very fun match, probably match of the night. Some highflying done that ive never seen before. Gringo has always been decent, happy to see him getting used on better shows around here than Galli. I think DJZ and gringo won after some crazy off the top rope falcoln aero. Next match was a special attraction midgets match. Brubaker came out and laid out the challenge and out comes mother f**k**g lil bastard himself, HORNSWOGGLE! Horny was so f**k**g plastered. Match went 4 mins and horn won w a frog splash. Intermission hits and I walk the tables. Nothing too amazing. Was gonna buy a GPA bookmark but for $5, you gotta be a real mark to pay that price. Went out to the car for more libations. I think at this point I came back in and ate some popcorn. Then went outside again ( ) and when i came back a women's match was going on. The fallen flower won vs laynie. Decent from what I saw, they were beating eachother hard. next was the 4 way match, another good one. Some dude named Gio vs. pat monix vs. jason hades vs joey marx. fun match for sure. they guys all got a nut in so to speak with a few cool moves ea. Pat monix won and we get to hear his Ilovemakkonen theme twice!! Next was the blanchard vs. kylie rae match. I was nodding off in my seat during this one. I think tessa won because i remember the horsemen music being played twice. Main event time. GPA vs isias vs the vaudvillain dude. Decent match for sure, never really hit the next gear though. Only went like ten mins, would have loved to see it go longer. Isias velasquez won, forget how I was nodding off during this one too. Next shows at Joes on weed st on a sunday in sept. I'd consider going again if they do the groupon deal for tix. Overall def worth the $8 on groupon. Had a fun time.
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Post by jpecard on Aug 25, 2017 8:27:26 GMT -6
I think 100 is really pushing it. There was maybe 8 people tops in the first few rows, back rows might have had 2-3 people in them. My count of 60 doesn't include all the workers from the banquet hall (or the wrestlers) and their kids who walked in half way into the show for free either.
I stand by the tag match being the best, the 2nd womens match didn't drag persay but d**n it was making me sleepy.
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Post by daddyboy on Aug 25, 2017 10:52:58 GMT -6
OR they are courteous to the performers and don't try to hijack the show because they know they are not part of the show unlike the bearded ponytail front row dork that has to get his picture with every girl that works on a show AND each title belt and demands attention all show.
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Post by jpecard on Aug 25, 2017 11:27:20 GMT -6
It's funny after all the sh*t talking you and Bucky do on here, I didn't hear 1 dbag comment from the 2 cpw resident trolls. Their sh*t only exists on here under aliases. Maybe once at the beginning but then he shut up because it's just embarrassing in the real world... you probably don't even know what me or Buckley looks like. I was booed for telling the two lucha guys to "take it casa", yelled hornswoggle was f**k**g trashed and a few other things, nothing major. I had to drive 40 minutes back home and couldn't get my usual 1G and 60OZ in me, so that took me down a few levels of vulgarity. Furthermore, you going out of your way to post this and your opinion on the whole matter shows how out of touch with reality you are. If you don't think sh*t talking, heckling, etc goes on at shows then you must watch too many shows on DVD in mom's basement or simply live in your own fantasy world. This is PC america, and its to the point where it's just PC wrestling crowds too, but to say "thats the stuff that only happens online" is asinine, uninformed and ignorant. You obviously have a problem with me and might creepily enough even know what I look like, and still didn't have the courage to come up to me like an adult and talk it out in the real world. You go to another f**k**g wrestling show, go home, wait 12 hours, go online and take a shot at me and my friend who wasn't even there. No response to your gimmicked over 100 in attendance either. When you're wrong about something you don't even like to acknowledge it.
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