FREELANCE Blood Feud 8/18 - Chicago, IL 9pm STEVIE vs. GPA

nice

they charge you $10 for that experience and then they said you paid your dues, brother

Vampiro is back in Chicago for the Freelance Blood Feud! The show starts off like it always does with the SIX MAN SCRAMBLE! Just as Please Don't Die ALEX OHLSON is announced for the match, Team BETA attacks, Craig Mitchell gorilla presses poor Alex and tosses him Rey Mysterio style head first into the outside ring post~! And, he's dead... so looks like it's now a 5 man scramble... unless there is anyone in the back that could take his place??? And there is someone coming out, returning from orbit, it's SPACE MONKEY~!!!! Crowd goes wild, the Space Monkey is super over with the freelance crowd. This match is tons of fun with lots of dives, KODY RICE hits a super suicide tope on everyone. KLD, is even bigger than Kody, he looks like the son of Brain Knobbs, and KLD dives onto the pile, crazy sh*t. Finish comes out of nowhere with WAR HORSE JAKE PARNELL coming off the top with a double foot stomp to the back of the head of a doubled over KLD and he scores the upset pin.

The best match of the night was the 4 way tag team elimination! SUPERIORITY COMPLEX quickly clears the ring using all their trademark double teams on everyone, just then the N.W.A.'s Straight Outta Comption blasts on the speakers, and it's the N WORDS in the house~! This provides enough distraction for the rest of the teams to regroup and retaliate on the tag champs, they get hit with a double team and they are the first team eliminated!!! Superiority Complex goes apeshit and chases the N Words back through the curtain... ZERO GRAVITY starts to take charge and they hit their arsenal of double teams and eliminate Brubaker & Durst, but TEAM BETA pulls off the upset taking out Zero G with a double team package piledriver. NEW CHAMPS TEAM BETA!!! CRAIG MITCHELL grabs the mic and runs down the fans, saying there are 2 types of freelance fans, those with Team Beta and those against, and f**k everyone who's against us to a chorus of boos!

The main event was also crazy and action packed. GPA is coming off 2 straight losses both by getting Stevie's trademark purple mirror to the face. Stevie turned on the freelance team vs. CZW at the last event by smashing GPA, but who is the crowd cheering for, but Stevie?!? These freelance hipsters are cheering for the effeminate bad guy, this is not looking good for the Academic Standard. GPA quickly finds the purple mirror and destroys it, he's too smart to take that again! GPA sets up a table on the outside near the stage, and Stevie freaks out and powders back into the ring, grabs a chair, and throws it straight into GPA's face Sabu style and the legs of the chair hit first OUCH~! Stevie goes under the ring and pulls out a golden wrapped present, he unwraps it and whats in the box? It's a freakin PINK mirror, so he's got his weapon of choice ready, GPA however wrestles the mirror away and blasts Stevie with the mirror, but Stevie kicks out after a long TWO. GPA has had enough he drags Stevie to the stage, and wants to finish off the aesthetic one, but Stevie wiggles out and hits GPA with like 8 nut shots and then hooks him in the UNPRETTIER OFF THE STAGE THROUGH A TABLE, f**k GPA is out, the ref counts 1 2 3 and thats it. Still Freelance Heavyweight Champion SENSATIONAL STEVIE FIERCE~!

Great show, crowd was super hot like always, I hate that the crowd cheers for Stevie, I really hate this guy, he's good a playing the bad guy but GPA should be the crowd favorite, the hipsters have it backwards! 8 out of 10, the atmosphere is always good, negatives is the Stevie win and the fact 95 percent of the crowd is for Stevie...

i heard local cuck "ring rope guy" of evolve infamy told him to run the ropes for the safety of "the boys"

that table looked so fn gimmicked lmao