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Post by jpecard on Sept 18, 2017 7:23:12 GMT -6
I would be here but I am about to board my flight to Mexico. Going there for a month to help out a Luchador that JPecard and I are sponsoring. Expect BIG things from Rojo Grande brothers! I'll be checking your expense reports and I expect plenty of: condoms, Jaeger and whip-its to be purchased!
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Post by daddyboy on Sept 18, 2017 11:12:51 GMT -6
Wait is this a real show? It can't be. There are no mention of Jesus Bryce, Acid Jaz or DDS. Not even a special mention of either Marshe Rockett or Ruff Crossing. This show is a rarity!
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Post by jpecard on Sept 20, 2017 11:58:14 GMT -6
Looks like Steamy Ray Kenton might be involved with this somehow. There's a few random videos from last year on "The rock's" youtube channel including this one...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2017 16:19:59 GMT -6
Do they have VHS preorders for this show?
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Post by jpecard on Sept 21, 2017 13:26:15 GMT -6
I've tried calling a few times and no dice. I'll show you my call log as my proof for the $6 ticket.
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Post by Sox on Sept 21, 2017 14:48:50 GMT -6
I've tried calling a few times and no dice. I'll show you my call log as my proof for the $6 ticket. Which area code did you use as the flier and post can not get even that little detail straight.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2017 15:31:30 GMT -6
I've tried calling a few times and no dice. I'll show you my call log as my proof for the $6 ticket. Lol, nice old school promoter trick, I bet they won't have $1 bills at the door to make change if you show them the call log.
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Post by jpecard on Sept 21, 2017 18:55:23 GMT -6
well David the rock got back to me! left quite the voicemail. 5 seats reserved!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2017 20:16:37 GMT -6
well David the rock got back to me! left quite the voicemail. 5 seats reserved! Can't wait for the review.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2017 20:22:16 GMT -6
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Post by jpecard on Oct 4, 2017 8:38:08 GMT -6
This show was amazingly bad, if that's even a thing. We're 4 days removed from the show and I wish I appreciated it as much then as I did now. David the Rock nelson...what else needs to be said?
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Post by jpecard on Oct 4, 2017 15:46:58 GMT -6
Going to write this review in a few sprints, this show was an experience unlike any other wrestling event i've ever been to.
I had my dad and a few friends over on Saturday afternoon. After having a good 5 beers or so each we headed down Prairie Street in Brookfield to the big Chicago All Star Wrestling show. It's already about 5 mins past the 7:00 PM bell time ad we're stopped by a damn Metra train! After that and a few minute walk, we can see the sign for the WORLD FAMOUS Sokol Hall! I believe before we even entered the show two guys outside told us it hasn't started yet. Ahh lets see whats up anyway.
So the crew enters the gym on the first floor. Fresh seal job on the floor, looking nice and I think the fumes got to everyone on the card...We're told the show will start in an hour (the fn ring isn't even up yet) so we head back to my place for some more inebriation. We finally head back there around 8:20 or so and I sh*t you not, the show hasn't even started yet.
"Maybe they're waiting for more people to show up before they start" joked my buddy. At this point the crowd was at super no vacancy with 15 rowdy fans in attendance. Some Ahole kept on trying to talk into one of the mics as some sick Bob Seger played in the background, he was eventually talked to by security. Props to the security of this show BTW, they handled everything perfectly.
The gimmick table had a great array of snacks. Little Debbie snack cakes (which were fn amazing), reeces cups and little silver bibles were for sale. They also had a Battleship and a Pass the Pigs game for raffle that night, but I'll never know who won!
Downtown Bruno AKA Brother Bruno AKA the guy that taught me how to make a sandwich, hits the announce table and it's showtime!! We all rise for the national anthem, and then have a moment of silence for Bobby Heenan.
Please excuse me for the rest of the card as I'm honestly not even sure what happened for pretty much every match or segment on the show. Everything going on was so hard to comprehend, guessing you have to watch every single one of the CASW shows for continuities sake (that's Dave Nelson for ya!)
First match featured Dave the Rock vs Seymore Butts, some cuck with goggles and some unmemorable guy in a tug of war match. This thing was a complete car wreck, you didn't want or need to see everything but had to take a little look at it. If you get The Rock, this made a lot more sense, days later. At the show it was just something to be like WTF did I just see. Nelson defeated them in a complete shitshow.
Next match was The Shiek vs Steven Stockwell. Stockwell paid the Shiek off with a briefcase and was able to move on in the card. Stockwell is fn ridiculous. I'd really really like to see a big time indie book him for the ridiculousness alone.
Match 3 was droid 2016 vs droid 2017. This was most likely two guys that were used earlier, two guys that would be used later, a guy from the garage having a party down the street or a combination of. After a few minutes of ack...wait a FN MINUTE!! One of those droids had to have been ricky the janitor, I've never seen anyone worse than him and this guy... Stockwell comes out and says the droids are his and they won't fight.
Next was match of the night, TIM vs Rico Cuckantino . TIM was super over all night, he had that Daniel Bryan vibe going on. The guys got a good ten mins to tear it up, and they made the most of it. TIM won with some cutter thing.
The next match can be seen on youtube and I hope to god this won't be the only footage to surface this week. The super Patriot Kevin Karlson took on some guy in a black mask and grey sweatpants. Not even one resthold into the match and out comes another guy with a mask in sweatpants, and a sweatshirt! He wrestlefucks the life out of both men, and at that point we are sent to Steamy Ray Kenton with his famous dry erase board with the bracket. The tournament has self destructed into one match left somehow, I guess Dante DVS and the russian no showed.
At this point it's already past 11 PM and they decide to take an intermission. Ahh sh*t there was one other match with lord wellington vs some other guy (probably in a mask) Wellington won. Well anyway, theyre at intermission and we decide to bail on the wedding between the shiek and catlady and the finals. Today, I regret leaving that show. Hoping someone one CPW can fill us in on the main!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2017 16:04:06 GMT -6
Oh man. I'm crying from reading this hilarious review. I wish I could've went. Sounds like an absolute shithshow for the ages!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2017 1:17:09 GMT -6
Geez....JPecard, you weren't kidding, what the hell is going on here?
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Post by jpecard on Oct 6, 2017 6:25:03 GMT -6
thats the match of the FN year brother. How about those super off color remarks by Articulator? "You talk about hurricanes in Puerto Rico and Mexico? It's nothing compared to Kevin Karlson." SMH
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