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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 5, 2009 14:09:02 GMT -6
Slacker, get out of this room and let the adults have their fun. Your sorry self won't be anywhere near Harvard on the 17th!
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 5, 2009 16:29:46 GMT -6
This countdown needs to be amended slightly: only 12 days until poor CeCe gets scalped in the CLPW ring (figuratively, if not literally) by Thunderfoot. (Will Cece shave his head to avoid that awful fate?) P.S.: Hey anchovie, please show more respect for a CLPW.com messge board legend who has contributed over 6,600 posts!
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 6, 2009 5:29:34 GMT -6
Some goof learns to type only two words in his life and that makes him a legend? Howie, there have been a few times where your hair looks like your finger went in a light socket. Thunderfoot could have a field day with you.
It is now time!!!!!!!!!!!! We are currently 11 days and counting to the biggest debut in CLPW history of Joey Cece!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 6, 2009 15:39:36 GMT -6
Yup, 11 days 'til CeCe gets the "General Custer treatment" from Thunderfoot. P.S.: Not a light socket man, myself. My hair does stand on end, however, contemplating the Galactic Grappler CLPW Title win that same day and the subsequent Victory Party, which will be an exclusive invitation-only event -- in other words, anchovie, you will not be on the guest list!
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 7, 2009 4:53:39 GMT -6
I hope I won't be on the guest list. You and Double G can drink in misery when nobody else shows up to this so-called party and Double G gets his clocked cleaned in the ring. Least the popcorn maker he wears on his head will come in handy for your party.
We are now officially 10 days and counting until the heart stopping CLPW debut of Joey Cece!!!
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 7, 2009 14:18:31 GMT -6
With 10 days left before this great upcoming CLPW show, I encourage any new fans reading this post to give this company a shot. The stratford Banquet Hall in Harvard, IL is a great facility for indy wrestling action. Some of the greatest CLPW fans such as the Poisonous Anchovie, Howeird Howie (not so great) & the charming Cookie Lady are there to cheer on the CLPW stars.
The CLPW honchos run a tight ship in Harvard. Chicago Legend Frank "The Tank" Melson and Japanese & Mexican Legend The Phoenix always greet the fans. The esteemed Comissioner Gordon runs the ring side area with an iron claw.
Cheer on the exciting CLPW stars and get your picture taken in the ring with a CLPW star during intermission. "Silent Intensity" Austin Roberts, "He's All That" Steve B-O-Z, the lovely December, the dangerous Thunderfoot, Jarrod Priest, indy legend "The Diceman" Ronnie Vegas & making his Olympic type status debut in only 10 days is Joey Cece!
The CLPW Village will be rocking Harvard!
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 7, 2009 15:51:12 GMT -6
And of course ... the soon-to-be new CLPW champion, THE GALACTIC GRAPPLER. (anchovie does not want to remember the last time Double-G graced CLPW with his presence, he was the first worker on that night's card to be requested to come to the ring for a photo-op with an adoring fan -- not me, btw, but another loyal member of the Double G Universe.)
anchovie and I don't agree on much, but I will echo his call for anyone who has not sampled CLPW before to do so on 10/17. The efforts of "Trademark" and Johnathan Michael Armonni, to name but two more members of the CLPW roster, also make a CLPW show a great night of entertainment. And even a glimpse of the lovely and gracious Ms. Midnite is worth the price of a CLPW ticket.
Need more convincing? We are indeed 10 days away from watching Thunderfoot re-enact Custer's Last Stand on poor Joey CeCe and seeing Dinn T. More make hash out of Chicago-area wrestling legend "The Dice Man."
P.S.: For the grownups who don't have to hootfoot it back home immediately after the show, Pete The Greek throws the best wrestling after-show parties in the upper Midwest.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 8, 2009 5:24:03 GMT -6
"Hootfoot"? Howie, is this some new war dance you made up for Thunderfoot? You and your Galactic E.T. buddy will get a Close Encounter of Reality when you two have an "Eat Crow" party afterwards without On the Mat Cameras filming anything.
I'm sure Pete the Greek hosts a wonderful after-show party for the CLPW Village. Your just kissing up to mooch another free meal. If he hands you a bill then the CLPW Village can see the return of ol "Deep Pockets" Howie.
Now time for some important business for the CLPW Village. We are now into the single number of days for CLPW's exciting Oct. 17th show! We are officially 9 days and counting until monsterous debut of JOEY CECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 8, 2009 9:07:49 GMT -6
Yup, only 9 days until CeCe's scalp hangs on Thunderfoot's lodge -- and we may be lucky enough to witness Pete the Greek deliver the most devasting clothesline in the business today.
Knowing the reverence the "Diceman" has for good sportsmanship, I'm confident he'll not stew about Dinn T. pinning his shoulders to the mat for the 1-2-3.
Have not decided whether the Galactic Grappler Victory Party will be preceded by a parade through downtown Harvard. Is a permit required?
As for the unintelligible mess that constitutes anchovie's last post, I'd simply avise him to leave essays to the professionals. And by all means enjoy your cold McNuggets on the late-night drive home, while the adults party until the proverbial wee hours.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 9, 2009 6:19:32 GMT -6
A bottle of Pepto is a partial cure for the upset stomachs that are caused by Howie's posts. I'm sure the nursing home won't allow you to stay up that late to party.
There is a major buzz going on in the CLPW Village. We are now officially 8 days and counting until the exciting debut of Joey Cece!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 9, 2009 7:27:05 GMT -6
Yup, eight days until CeCe knows what a hunted buffalo felt like in the "old west," and for anchovie to improve his writing ability on this thread to the 6th grade level.
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Post by BigGeo on Oct 9, 2009 11:24:14 GMT -6
I agree - the Stratford is a Great Place!! lots of room, great food and service - Charming Cookie Lady? I totally agree there also! Frank the Tank is a legend, but I'm confused about Phoenix? Japanese and Mexican Legend? ummm... just cuz he collects Yu Gi Oh cards and likes to eat at Taco Bell, does NOT make him a Legend guys!!! ;D I am wondering what the CLPW Ladies are going to dress up as for Halloween? What about Trademark? He's 'new' but working his way up the ladder.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 9, 2009 17:26:20 GMT -6
Trademark is young but he improves with each show. Maybe Howeird Howie will climb the ladder of how to write a good post. Phoenix is a master of martial arts and will put the fear into Austin Roberts at this upcoming show.
The CLPW Village is still buzzing over the long awaited debut of Joey Cece happening in 8 days.
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Post by jtsimmons on Oct 9, 2009 17:39:03 GMT -6
well stated Jimmy! slacker, c'mon back anytime you want!
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Post by staggerlee on Oct 9, 2009 17:40:10 GMT -6
Some goof learns to type only two words in his life and that makes him a legend? Howie, there have been a few times where your hair looks like your finger went in a light socket. Thunderfoot could have a field day with you. no more picking on slacker. It's part of the new way.
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