CLPW's Historic Wrestling Debut of Joey CECE

Again, my duties for OUR new CLPW Champion must remain "undisclosed."
Sadly, anchov's jealousy remains clear for all to see.

Someday the entire story of what transpired the night of 10/17 at the Stratford will be revealed in OUR NEW CLPW CHAMP'S memoirs. But until that sure-to-be bestseller hits the store shelves, let me give you a tease. After I conferred with Double-G earlier this year, he must have come to the sad conclusion that I had: there must be "undisclosed elements" in the CLPW office who have a visceral prejudice again extraterrestrials holding the company's titles. Consider how Double-G was robbed of the Pro-X Title! When those elements attempted to cover their conspiracy by offering Double-G a shot at the big one, the CLPW Title, he knew they would try to stack the proverbial deck against him. And how right Double-G was! After preparing to face Malaki, he was informed at virtually the last minute that the reigning champ was a no-show (can you say: kidnapped!?!). Under those circumstances, our galactic hero should have been named interim CLPW Champion. But no! Instead, he would have to face another challenger with a completely different style: Mr. Boz. Once that match was underway, it was obvious the proverbial "fix" was in. Whenever Double-G covered Boz, ref Matt Burns' count was so slow that anchovie (who was likely a co-conspirator) virtually had time to get another order of pizza rolls between the "1" and the "2."
But Double-G was ready with his own "Plan 10 from Outer Space" to counteract this vile conspiracy. He contacted two men who themselves have been victims of the sting of CLPW office prejudice -- Mr Roberts and Mr. Simmons -- and enlisted their assistance. The uninformed may believe that constituted cheating. Far from it: Double-G merely leveled the playing field, allowing him to achieve his destiny and blast-off with the CLPW Title.
And to those "undisclosed elements" within the CLPW office who believe they can make Double-G a "one-and-done" champion, rest assured he will have a "Plan 11 form Outer Space" ready for his first title defense.

Somebody PLEASE hand pizza-topping boy a dictionary (preferably one meant for gradeschoolers), so we see less atrocious spelling. "Violen"?!? It's violin.

When one is on top of the solar system, let alone the world, one has no reason to whine.
In contrast, pizza-topping boy was so green with envy after OUR NEW CLPW CHAMP was crowned, he could have almost passed for Double-G at a Halloween Party had he worn a mask (which, come to think of it, is a good idea in any circumstance).

Mr. CeCe still has many rungs to climb up the contenders' ladder. I'd say he may be ready to challenge OUR NEW CLPW CHAMP in about a year or so -- if he shows steady improvement.

You mean Double G plans on running from Joey Cece in the next year? The ignore button goes on the last comment. One even more annoying then Howie!

ANCHOVIE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

howie and anchovie - maybe you should settle this dispute by petitioning CLPW to put GG in the cage on 1/23 too?? That should eliminate any interference that is claimed by either side?