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Post by Rerun World Hwt Champ of Love on Dec 29, 2009 14:07:15 GMT -6
Cheyene is so powerful she can control the Great Malaki just using her hands. He's like her marionette, when she does its awesome.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Dec 29, 2009 15:51:25 GMT -6
Ms. Cheyenne is indeed awesome. Saw her execute the best swanton ever in Kenosha earlier this year. -- in a small ballroom with a low ceiling.
But are you implying Malaki is the recipient of "hand jobs?" LOL
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Post by Phoenix on Dec 29, 2009 17:11:16 GMT -6
I'm sure Vickie is beyond Mr. Phoenix's female talent budget. I'd offer to make a financial donation, but I'd want her all to myself. I think I threw up a little reading this post. NEVER during my time with CLPW are you to even mention that skank name or I will ban you from our shows for ever !!! |
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Post by jim14rose on Dec 29, 2009 18:54:08 GMT -6
25 days until the next show.Hey where's anchovie I thought this was his job.lol ANCHOVIE wake up lol
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Post by howeirdhowie on Dec 30, 2009 13:34:13 GMT -6
Mr. Phoenix is just noticing my 12/15 post now!?!?!
Hope he tells his alleged mystery 3rd entrant in the ladies' match to show up at the Stratford on 1/23 and not two weeks later.
Jim stole my thunder, as I was going to shame an apathetic anchov by doing a "countdown."
But Jim's was pretty bland, so here goes:
It's 24 DAYS until: OUR CLPW CHAMP defends the title he's made a solar system championship; Mr. CeCe makes his return to the CLPW ring to try to put himself in line for a CLPW Title shot by 2015; Mr. Armonni shows once again why he's the sultan of sartorial splendor in professional wrestling; AND anchov attempts to break his personal record for pizza roll consumption before intermission -- among other highlights at the Stratford Banquet Hall to be mentioned in future coutdowns.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Dec 30, 2009 15:32:37 GMT -6
Howie, what is a "coutdown"? I think some fool at his age needs to use the spell check button. That should be enough to have Phoenix kick you out of the building.
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Post by jtsimmons on Dec 30, 2009 18:52:27 GMT -6
you two are at it again? dammit its not even Jan 1st 2010 yet. lay off each other for f***'s sake.
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Post by Phoenix on Dec 30, 2009 19:18:40 GMT -6
Mr. Phoenix is just noticing my 12/15 post now!?!?! Hope he tells his alleged mystery 3rd entrant in the ladies' match to show up at the Stratford on 1/23 and not two weeks later Jim stole my thunder, as I was going to shame an apathetic anchov by doing a "coutdown." But Jim's was pretty bland, so here goes: It's 24 DAYS until: OUR CLPW CHAMP defends the title he's made a solar system championship; Mr. CeCe makes his return to the CLPW ring to try to put himself in line for a CLPW Title shot by 2015; Mr. Armonni shows once again why he's the sultan of sartorial splendor in professional wrestling; AND anchov attempts to break his personal record for pizza roll consumption before intermission -- among other highlights at the Stratford Banquet Hall to be mentioned in future coutdowns. Howie, I chose not to respond when I originally read it, and just to let you know, OUR CLPW CHAMP has a special surpirse for you that night. The 3rd opponent for the ladies match is training hard to make her debut in our company and as a teaser, she hails from outside the United States. JT they will never stop as this gets them exicted about our show. |
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Dec 31, 2009 7:41:25 GMT -6
************************SPECIAL NEW YEARS ADDITION of THE ANCHOVIE'S CORNER***********************************************************
Nick H: I am proud to bring to you a special New Years special of the soon-to-be Award winning show of The Anchovie's Corner with your sinister host The Poisonous Anchovie. This is for all you CLPW fans. Here's AAAaaaaaaaaaaaanchovieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anchovie: Thank you Mr. Nick H for another great introduction of yours truly.
Nick H: HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH!
Anchovie: The CLPW Village will be double excited as not only do we ring in the New Year but we'll also ring in the new CLPW Season on January 23 in Harvard, IL. The Stratford Banquet Hall should be packed on the 23rd. If you haven't been to a CLPW show then this is the one to attend. Besides a special appearance by the Phoenix, the main event will feature two Chicago area Legends in Frank "The Tank" Melson vs "The Diceman" Ronnie Vegas in a steel cage match with special guest referee DDP.
Nick H: Ahem!
Anchovie: As always, my friends at On The Mat will be covering this event! Before I bring in my special guest, I encourage everyone in the CLPW Village not to drink-and-drive tonight on New Years. I don't have to worry about Howie at least. That flat-footed goof from WI couldn't even drink-and-walk.
Nick H: HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH!
Anchovie: I am so pleased to bring in a very special guest. Last October he successfully made his historic CLPW debut in a very hyped up event. His win over Thunderfoot stole the show in October. He will now challenge Thunderfoot for the CLPW Light Heavyweight Championship. I bring you Joey "The Pitbull" Cece!
Cece: Thank you Mr. Anchovie. I am so pleased to be here among your Anchovie Followers.
Anchovie: It is great to finally have you on here after your Tour of Duty.
Nick H: Thunderfoot! HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH!
Cece: Watch it, bro!
Anchovie: Nick H is the respected manager of Thunderfoot. Nick H will also be wrestling Johnny Armonni, recording the show as part of On The Mat and providing Howie with a tissue once the Galactic Goon coughs up the CLPW Championship.
Cece: It will be one heck of a night!
Anchovie: You and Thunderfoot dominated the card last October. This match is now a title match. Will the CLPW Village see a repeat of a classic match?
Cece: The fans will see another great match between two warriors as well as a new Light HeavyWeight Champion.
Anchovie: Any thoughts about eventually challenging E.T. and his dopey sidekick for the CLPW Title?
Cece: Becoming CLPW Champion would be nice.
Anchovie: Like any New Year, we will be in with the new (Cece) and out with the old (Double G and Howie).
Nick H: HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH!
Anchovie: Joey, thanks for being a great guest and best of luck on the 23rd of January!
Cece: Thanks!
Anchovie: Also on the 23rd, CLPW will announce its newest custodian JT Simmons. He'll clean up the Howie and Double G trash. I want to wish the entire CLPW Village, CLPW staff & wrestlers a wonderful 2010 and will look forward to see everyone in Harvard on the 23rd!
ANCHOVIE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by howeirdhowie on Dec 31, 2009 14:23:44 GMT -6
A PROFESSIONAL interviewer would have asked more informative questions of his subject:
when & where was he born?; how did he get interested in wrestling?; who trained him?; did the sight of someone continually gobbling pizza rolls at ringside distract him in his CLPW debut? -- just to mention a few.
As for Mr. Phoenix, any "surprise" OUR CLPW CHAMP has for his humble servant will pale in comparison to the one he has in store for anyone who would seek to thwart his successful title defense on 1/23. P.S.: I'm not surprised Mr. Phoenix finds a BPF (Beautiful, Powerful, & Fair) woman distasteful. Barbie-doll bimbos are obviously less threatening to non-alpha males.
As for anchov, he need not worry. I will be imbibing very adult beverages in the safety of my humble residence when the clock strikes MIDNIGHT (pun partially intended) tonight.
Moreover, just as on occasion a blind squirrel can find an acorn, and anchov can post something above a third-grade composition level, I do make a rare typo now and then, which is always corrected ASAP.
Oh yes: it's now 23 days until OUR CLPW CHAMP'S next victory party (on an undisclosed planet with a VIP invitation-only guest list)!
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Post by Phoenix on Jan 2, 2010 8:42:42 GMT -6
T minus 21 days and Counting !!!!!
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Jan 2, 2010 12:56:47 GMT -6
The Countdown begins to crown a new CLPW Light HeavyWeight Champion in Joey "The Pitbull" Cece & Phoenix to throw Howie out on his.......@@@!
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Post by howeirdhowie on Jan 2, 2010 15:27:22 GMT -6
Yup, 21 days until we learn if Mr. Phoenix is the Billy Wolfe (but probably with a less active libido) of CLPW, and anchov is left wondering again on his long, late-night drive home what rapture it must be to attend OUR CLPW CHAMP'S victory party.
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Post by Phoenix on Jan 3, 2010 16:31:11 GMT -6
I am upset that Anchovie has forgotten his assigned duties of the official countdown to "New Years Revolution". I may have to start looking for a replacement.
Howie, there is a surprise for you the night of the show as well !!
20 days and Counting !!!
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Jan 3, 2010 16:34:14 GMT -6
Shania once sang "A Party For Two" which would be the case of Howie and Double G. I'm sure nobody in their right mind would want to hang out with those fools. After January 23, Double G might come to his senses and leave the Pete the Greek wanna-be Howie to the curve. Howie couldn't manage to even find the ring if he tripped over it with his eyes.
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