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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on May 16, 2010 6:34:46 GMT -6
We are now 6 days away and counting until The "450" Invasion is unleashed in East Dundee.
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Post by howeirdhowie on May 16, 2010 9:04:18 GMT -6
Somehow I think the 1960s "British Invasion," led by the Beatles, will be remembered as far more noteworthy
I should start a poll on which poor soul will be anchov's next man crush.
Btw, I've heard a rumor that anchov will be joing forces with Orlando Jordan for a brand new internet interview segment: "Anchovie Bends Over."
Less than one week until the GREATEST & Mr. Polo's next post-show victory party. The Romulan ale will be flowing freely (on an undisclosed planet).
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on May 17, 2010 16:22:08 GMT -6
This coming from a guy who has been banned from Jimmy's Patio in Harvard, IL for doing his Goldust impression while smuthering a chocolate milk shake all over himself. Howie, you are a total sick freak!
The "450" Invasion explodes in action in only 5 more days.
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Post by stonecold on May 17, 2010 16:26:54 GMT -6
This coming from a guy who has been banned from Jimmy's Patio in Harvard, IL for doing his Goldust impression while smuthering a chocolate milk shake all over himself seriously? |
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on May 18, 2010 4:59:08 GMT -6
I read about it. It was gross to hear what he did with that milkshake. You can't take this clown anywhere. Hopefully the staff at Diamond Jim's will be warned in advance. It would be horrific if this was offered on You Tube.
The CLPW Village is getting excited as 4 days await the crowning of new Tag Team Champions and the launching of The "450" Invasion!
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Post by howeirdhowie on May 18, 2010 8:49:47 GMT -6
This coming from a guy who has been banned from Jimmy's Patio in Harvard, IL for doing his Goldust impression while smuthering a chocolate milk shake all over himself seriously? Good thing for anchov I'm busy putting the final touches on the debut edition of Howie's Hot Seat, or I'd sick my legal team on him to teach him a lesson about routinely posting his wild fantasies. For the record, I've had one strawberry shake (which was excellent) at Jimmy's Patio, and I've always been treated as a valued customer there. Have to wonder how much of the content of "Anchovie's Stand-Up" is merely the product of his fertilized imagination!?! |
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Post by artyu43 on May 18, 2010 14:25:41 GMT -6
that's to bad that u were u the e.r. but you gotta wrestle.
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Post by howeirdhowie on May 18, 2010 15:04:45 GMT -6
I read about it. It was gross to hear what he did with that milkshake. You can't take this clown anywhere. Hopefully the staff at Diamond Jim's will be warned in advance. It would be horrific if this was offered on You Tube. The CLPW Village is getting excited as 4 days await the crowning of new Tag Team Champions and the launching of The "450" Invasion! Oh how I wish I was going to be able to attend this show.However having spent about 5 hours in the hospital E.R. yesterday I regret to say I must miss this show.I wish great luck to all the teams involved. Special wishes of luck to my boys Jason Kross and his partner and Bryce Benjamin and Joey Marxx. May the very best team win. I will be there in spirit. Get well soon. Btw, I've heard baking -- and sending the results to a wrestling show -- speeds the recuperation process. I'm sure THE GREATEST & Mr Polo will be disappointed you are not present to witness their journey to the tag team championship. |
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on May 18, 2010 19:54:59 GMT -6
The Poisonous Anchovie wishes his great friend The Cookie Lady a speedy recovery. The rest of us will have to cheer louder to make up for her missing the show. Too bad she'll miss the Smothers Brothers wanna-bes of Galactic Goon & Polo as the shoot out the first round.
On a brighter note, photo-ops will be available during intermission to get your picture taken with "Mr. 450" Hammett and his NWA Lucha Championship. Don't miss out on CLPW history when it gets rocked by The "450" Invasion.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on May 19, 2010 5:48:51 GMT -6
That's the Cookie Lady that we know and love.
This next announcement is dedicated to her. We are officially 3 days until The "450" Invasion zooms into East Dundee.
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Post by howeirdhowie on May 19, 2010 14:16:02 GMT -6
She does "sell" very well when Mr. Boz "greets" her before his matches!
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on May 19, 2010 16:30:10 GMT -6
I feel CLPW should offer a contest to see which fan does the best in picking the results to the Tag Team Tournament. On, November 8, 2008, CLPW held an 8-man tournament because the CLPW HeavyWeight Title was vacant. Austin Roberts was victorious in a hard-fought series of matches. Fans were handed the bracket line-up at the door and the winner received 2 free tickets to the next show. I won't brag on who was the winning fan.
I feel that this time, CLPW could hand out a different prize. A signed 8x10 of Howeird Howie in his ridiculous looking fedora. Would be perfect if Diamond Jim's decides to hold a dart tournament after the show.
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Post by howeirdhowie on May 19, 2010 16:33:12 GMT -6
Why use a photo of yours truly for that proposed dart tournament when the real anchov is available?!?
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on May 19, 2010 16:36:25 GMT -6
The real Anchovie will be at ringside taking notes of all the matches for the results thread. Just hoping your clumsy self manages not to trip over your feet during the show.
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Post by howeirdhowie on May 19, 2010 16:39:18 GMT -6
So far I've been able to side-step all those pizza roll crumbs on the floor, so I should be able to remain upright again -- while I take notes for my show report to add all the details anchov misses.
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