Post by Doug Simmons on Mar 3, 2007 14:16:24 GMT -6
Greetings Comrades!
In between running this beautiful island we call Cuba, I also freestyle and indulge in battle rap. I love free health care, free education and freestlye raps. Here you go amigos:
How you goona call yourselves Chicago Allstar Wrestling/
You don't even have any allstars wrestling/
Fill your card up with scrubs that Chicago won't book/
Fidel spreadin' communism, now I got you shook/
Gimmick matches mocking horrors of the Holucast/
You'll get no draw no matter what the tickets cost/
Sonny I thought you retired, now you runnin' your mouth/
I thought you were loadin' up airplanes, livin' in the south/
You doin' that stupid T.V. guide gimmick with those Zubaz pants/
You still can't do a drop kick put probably an MC Hammer dance/
Put yourself in the perspective of the Jewish/
26 years in the business and you think it's ok to do this/
You promotin garbage shows and promotin' these marks/
You would be luck to draw 25 people, but thats just a shot in the dark/
I checked out that website and that sh*t was a joke/
Maybe it'll look better after I fire up this Cuban cigar and take another toke/
This is what happens when you let superfans run a show/
This whole fed dosen't suck, it just blows/
Go see an NWA show or an AAW production/
Then you might get an idea how a real fed is suppose to function/
My whole country counts on me like a calculator/
I'm shootin' on your fed harder than a chronic masterbator/
Try and fire back and I'll serve you like a drive thru/
After your sh*t bombs what the f**k are you gonna do/
How you gonna be allstars when you book the Iceman/
Before you know it, you'll be strappin' the Diceman/
I hope you are pickin' up what I'm throwin' down/
This card is being run by a bunch of indy markin' clowns/
Ben Richards wants to score points dissin' Randy and MSPW/
You can grab your ankles get my "Richard" right behind you/
Get upset if you want to, but I'm speakin' the truth/
I wouldn't show up to see this crap even if I was sippin' 100 proof/
Don't take this personal but these guys can't work, except Malaki and Diego/
This is some hot mixtape sh*t for 2007 my communist amigos/
There you are amigo's! Straight from my Red country. I want to give a shout out to my brother Raul, Hugo Chavez and Joey Eastman.
In between running this beautiful island we call Cuba, I also freestyle and indulge in battle rap. I love free health care, free education and freestlye raps. Here you go amigos:
How you goona call yourselves Chicago Allstar Wrestling/
You don't even have any allstars wrestling/
Fill your card up with scrubs that Chicago won't book/
Fidel spreadin' communism, now I got you shook/
Gimmick matches mocking horrors of the Holucast/
You'll get no draw no matter what the tickets cost/
Sonny I thought you retired, now you runnin' your mouth/
I thought you were loadin' up airplanes, livin' in the south/
You doin' that stupid T.V. guide gimmick with those Zubaz pants/
You still can't do a drop kick put probably an MC Hammer dance/
Put yourself in the perspective of the Jewish/
26 years in the business and you think it's ok to do this/
You promotin garbage shows and promotin' these marks/
You would be luck to draw 25 people, but thats just a shot in the dark/
I checked out that website and that sh*t was a joke/
Maybe it'll look better after I fire up this Cuban cigar and take another toke/
This is what happens when you let superfans run a show/
This whole fed dosen't suck, it just blows/
Go see an NWA show or an AAW production/
Then you might get an idea how a real fed is suppose to function/
My whole country counts on me like a calculator/
I'm shootin' on your fed harder than a chronic masterbator/
Try and fire back and I'll serve you like a drive thru/
After your sh*t bombs what the f**k are you gonna do/
How you gonna be allstars when you book the Iceman/
Before you know it, you'll be strappin' the Diceman/
I hope you are pickin' up what I'm throwin' down/
This card is being run by a bunch of indy markin' clowns/
Ben Richards wants to score points dissin' Randy and MSPW/
You can grab your ankles get my "Richard" right behind you/
Get upset if you want to, but I'm speakin' the truth/
I wouldn't show up to see this crap even if I was sippin' 100 proof/
Don't take this personal but these guys can't work, except Malaki and Diego/
This is some hot mixtape sh*t for 2007 my communist amigos/
There you are amigo's! Straight from my Red country. I want to give a shout out to my brother Raul, Hugo Chavez and Joey Eastman.
