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Post by brian76 on Sept 18, 2007 15:26:31 GMT -6
Pro Championship Wrestling is back in action on October 13th. We present "GRAVE MATTERS" at the Prairie Lakes Recreational Center located at 515 Thacker Rd, Des Plaines, IL. Scheduled matches include: HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE "Feature Presentation" Johnny Mac (c) vs The Butcher
Johnny Mac has held gold consistently for nearly two and a half years. Can he retain his title against an opponent as unpredictable as the Butcher? Or can the Butcher become PCW champ for a second time?
MIDWEST TITLE "Master Technician" Jay Phoenix vs "Hot Bod" Shawn Davis (c)
The newly anointed Dream Night champion beat three men for a shot at Shawn Davis's Midwest title. Can Davis beat the man who made him tap out at the Powerhorse '06 tournament or will Phoenix grab double gold?
TAG TEAM TITLES Mixed Breed (c) vs Grid Iron Grapplers w/December
A Dream Night VI re-match. The Heismans finally have a shot at the men who took their tag team titles. Rik Rockett and Rion Skillz have been on a roll, but can they defeat the Grapplers twice?
Ares vs Sacrifice
Ares has been on a roll, continuing his campaign to defeat every champ or former champ in PCW until he gets his shot at the PCW heavyweight title. But now he takes on a three time PCW champ in Sacrifice. Can Sacrifice pull off an upset or will Ares's winning streak continue?
"Party Animal" Wally Wilde/Fuzion vs Body Count
Santana Starks and Daniel Allure have been mowing through their competition the past few shows. Now they take on Wally Wilde and Fuzion. Can this untested duo upset this hot team or will Wilde and Fuzion be fitted for "Toe Tags"? Plus more matches to come. www.pcwwrestling.netwww.myspace.com/pcwchicago
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Post by Joe Heisman on Sept 19, 2007 22:58:54 GMT -6
"Santana Starks and Daniel Allure have been mowing" - OMG, where do I begin to say this is wrong in so many ways.
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Post by benjordan on Oct 1, 2007 18:07:40 GMT -6
I've seen Johnny Mac wrestle. More than I ever care to. He's not that imposing or technically talented. The fact that no one on that roster has figured out a way to beat him says LOADS about the talent in PCW.
So, either Johnny Mac has trained with Dean Malenko and Ric Flair in the last two years or Johnny Mac is booking. One or the other.
Ben Jordan
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Post by shinebox on Oct 1, 2007 18:15:29 GMT -6
So you're saying that you haven't seen any Johnny Mac in the past 2 and a half years. How can you make judgment?
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Post by benjordan on Oct 1, 2007 18:18:18 GMT -6
Because it would take way more than two and a half years for him to improve to the point that this would be believeable.
Do you really want to defend the talent of Johnny Mac? Can you?
Ben Jordan
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Post by CMV on Oct 1, 2007 18:22:01 GMT -6
Now, Ben...
Johnny Mac is a fine talent, who has beaten the best that PCW could throw at him. It's not his fault he's clearly superior to the rest of the roster.
Actually, I'm just enjoying hitting "refresh", and watching this Ben/Cranky battle play out in near-real time.
Please, proceed.
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Post by whack on Oct 1, 2007 18:22:45 GMT -6
Where's the beautiful and talented Sam Hart?
F-That.
PCW should do a match where she has to unmask.
I'm "refreshing" over here too.
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Post by CMV on Oct 1, 2007 18:25:23 GMT -6
How about if Hart loses, she unmasks, but if she WINS, the opponent has to wear a similar mask?
Y'know, for a reasonable amount of time. Like six months.
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Post by whack on Oct 1, 2007 18:26:41 GMT -6
How about if she loses, she has to wear a rubber Nixon mask?
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Post by CMV on Oct 1, 2007 18:30:17 GMT -6
How about if she loses, she has to wear a rubber Nixon mask? Not bad, but let's up the ante... Rubber Nixon Mask for her, and Ben Jordan has to wear a Johnny Mac commemorative codpiece during an outing to Woodfield Mall. And I'm well aware Ben Jordan has nothing to do with PCW, which makes the enforcement of the stipulation all the sweeter.
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Post by whack on Oct 1, 2007 18:35:27 GMT -6
No, I think it's kinda like how Heyman was supposedly on the WWE payroll all these years...
Same thing with Ben.
He totally confided in me his 2 figure deal with PCW and told me all about his dealings with PL Myers.
Last time we spoke, Ben told me how PL (who is kind of weird about business matters) flew him to Cairo for a top secret meeting of the minds.
Supposedly, PL opened up a briefcase with dossiers on Same Decero, Danny Daniels and some other local promoters. Also in the briefcase was a dossier on Mikey Migo that had a black and white picture of Migo's mug with a red circle and line drawn on it.
That PL is a weird guy.
To my knowledge, Ben has been working with PCW since it's inception in 2001.
Or maybe not.
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Post by benjordan on Oct 1, 2007 18:36:01 GMT -6
Now you assholes have me hitting "refresh".
Listen, any rational wrestling fan has no choice but to loudly scoff at the idea that Johnny Mac is the best wrestler in ANY room, at ANY time. Including any retirement home, hospital burn unit or deaf, dumb & blind convention.
Forgive me for being the one that can't keep his mouth shut.
Ben Jordan
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Post by CMV on Oct 1, 2007 18:47:17 GMT -6
It's time that this board...nay, the world found out the true reason for Ben Jordan's bile toward Johnny Mac.
Travel back in time with me to the heyday of Mikey MiGo's MEW. MiGo had Indiana at his feet, with the greatest action that the northwest portion of that state had ever seen.
Ben, irked over MiGo's refusal to let him manage Scuba Steve, would lurk just inside the gorilla position, and give conflicting booking instructions to MEW talent. He gave such commands as "Don't listen to the ref's ten count, go off of those chanting drunk guys in the audience." and "Ask Jimmy Blaze if he wants some Subway, but if he wants ANYTHING other than a veggie sandwich heavy on the purple onions, you tell him to f**k off."
After four months of perplexing MEW shows, Johnny Mac showed up one night, and asked Ben "what he was doing". Ben, finally exposed, fled for the door. Before he left into the humid and fragrant Indiana night, he twirled his Rollie Fingers-esque mustache (as was the trend at the time), and stated that he'd be back and would continue to metaphorically kick Johnny Mac in the dick.
I believe the exact phrase was "until I die or Jesus comes back", neither of which is a potential reality in the mind of Ben Jordan.
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Post by whack on Oct 1, 2007 18:50:12 GMT -6
Was that the night that Ben showed us that ancient Japanese Katana he used to have?
Ben had this old sword that I think he stole from a museum, and he delighted in showing it to us and bragging that "those dusty assholes at the museum couldn't have stopped me if they tried" or something to that effect.
Good times, and good EATS thanks to that sword.
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Post by CMV on Oct 1, 2007 18:53:00 GMT -6
Right, right...that was when the phrase "Everybody's eatin' and nobody's payin'!" was born, right?
CMV: "I can't decide, are we "spamming" or "trolling"?"
WHACK: "We're "refreshing"."
CMV: "Ah, yes..."
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