RPW Aug 19th results

Metal Master d. Jason Dukes
Ushered in by the lyrical masterpiece, "I'm Too Sexy", Jason Dukes strutted down the aisle with a bag of "Health Puffs." In actuality they were cheetos but Dukes disguised his cheesy treat with a little white tape and a sharpie. While eating his cheetos he challenged Metal Master to a one arm push up contest. Dukes squeezed out five. As Metal Master went to the ground to attempt to overcome this overwhelming feat, Dukes seized the moment and planted a stiff kick in the ribs of his opponent. Exciting back and forth action followed, but whenever Dukes took control he would sneak one of his "Health Puffs". Finally his arrogance got the best of him, when his opponent caught him off guard with a cheeto in his mouth. The shock caused him to swallow the fluffy snack prematurely and he began to choke. Being the caring individual that Metal Master is he was more than willing to give Dukes a German suplex, which gave him the pin, and also sent the cheeto flying in the air!

Alexander Kronus d Rudo Cortez
Alexander Kronus is truly a site to see. This was a battle between two heavyweights that quickly turned in favor of Kronus. Once he got his momentum going he was too much for Rudo to handle. Kronus over with a spine buster, then big boot to the face.

Acid Jaz d. Gavin Dunn w/ Valerie Malone
Probably one of my favorite matches of all time, thanks to all involved. Gavin Dunn seems to have taken on a new personality or traveled back in time. His new entrance music is the Leave it to Beaver theme, and he literally looks like Ward Cleaver. He and Valerie Malone came out, all smiles, skipping and waving. By far one of the funniest moments in wrestling that I have ever seen. In the end, Dunn's old school look and old school moves were not enough to cool down "Hot Chocolate" as he reversed Dunn's Iron Claw. However, this was no ordinary reversal. Rather than going for the head Jaz, put Dunn's firm grip right on his twig and berries. The pain was so unbearable, that Dunn ran around the ring screaming and to the back locker room after Valerie Malone's failed attempt to release the hold. Jaz wins by count out.

Steve Boz d. Adam Evans
A very solid entertaining match. Evans’ arrogance however led him to underestimate the veteran Steve Boz and he fell prey to the Bozinoku driver.

Diego Corleone & Jeff Mora (No contest)
A great showing by Jeff Mora, a promising, fast rising rookie. Diego quickly realized that a win would not come easy and resorted to cheating. Mora however was able avoid his tactics until Corleone went bellow the belt, Ric Flair style, I'm talking a hand full of grapefruits. At this point, Mora had no choice but to fight fire with fire and got himself a handful. As Nick H was about to count to five, both man reached out, in desperation, and violated him as well. TRAINWRECK! ONLY IN WRESTLING CAN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN!

Silas Young d. Justin Adams
This match was simply filled with heart stopping, pile driving, hard hitting action. Both men beat each other to within an inch of their lives. Adams' left shoulder, was decimated as he took the corner post not once but twice. Silas being the wilily veteran that he is seized the opportunity and picked his opponent apart. Somehow Adams managed to mount a comeback and turned the tables on Silas. Back and forth, back and forth, the two men fought for close to half an hour. Silas somehow managed to hit his finisher out of nowhere, but Adams kicked out. Out of frustration Silas put Adams in his own sharpshooter. On the verge of tapping, Adams somehow reached back and pulled out Silas' leg from under him and reversed the move onto him. Out of desperation Silas grabbed and tugged on the referee until he was tripped up and fell through the ropes, landing on his head. Immediately after this Silas began to tap. With no one to make the call, Adams had no choice but to let go of the hold and try to revive the referee. As he pulled the ref into the ring, Silas made his way to the other side and grabbed a steal chair. After having no luck with waking up the ref, Adams turned around only to be met with a steal chair shot to the head. Silas grabbed a bottle of water and spilled it on the referees head, reviving him, and subsequently getting the 1-2-3.