Post by dan5172 on Apr 19, 2008 6:42:33 GMT -6
A suberb show on this night as 5172 will give you the skinny on some interesting stories/developments in WAR but for now, here are the results!!!
The show really got off to an inauspicious beginning as two of the biggest "ham and eggers" you will ever see opened up the action. I will not give you the names of these two combatants because I don't want to bug Buddha to get the names right and nobody will ever see those two stiffs again.
As much as people might hate to admit it, the people were happy to see Steve Boz & "Handsome" Milo Cash storm the ring about 25 seconds into that opening bout as they went on to pummel those nobodies. After then grabbing the mic, Boz got on the case of Buddha by asking him why he booked those guys. Boz and Cash decided they weren't going anywhere as Boz called Milo's opponent of that evening, T.L. Money.
After T.L. made his way to the ring, P.L. Myers had made his way down and was curious to say the very least on why TL. came down without him. After being together for only one show, T.L. told the manager to take a walk as Myers' services wouldn't be required. P.L. wasn't about to take this cup of coffee lightly as he promised Money that his betrayal won't go unanswered.
TL vs. Milo was surprisingly one very hard hitting match as it was pretty much as stiff as the first Cash/Austin Roberts match was. On the left side of Cash's chest was THE FULL HAND PRINT of T.L.'s right hand that was just so visually obvious. Cash's right side was almost as bad but only a partial print. These guys went at it full force for a little more than 10 minutes before the B-O-Z broke up a T.L. pinning predicament. Then Boz & Cash double teamed Money until "Acumen" Austin Roberts came in and dispersed the perpetrators from the ring. Roberts then got on the mic and fixed it so that instead of going one on one with Boz, he and Money tag up against the duo of Boz and Cash later in the show.
The Curse or No Curse Tag-Team Match: Los Mexicanos vs. Negrostico Fantastico. To the surprise of the crowd, there was no C-Red to lead his struggling tag-team to the ring as "kool-aid" proved the 5172 right by saying that the man does believe in curses. Things got even worse for the boys from 26th & California on this night as Cortez & Rainz were rolled up and DOUBLE PINNED in a matter of seconds from the opening bell.
Before Luxon and Fantastico could make it back to the locker room, Rudo Cortez got the attention of the team on the mic and asked the two to wrestle again because they weren't ready. After celebrating at ringside with the fans, Fantastico & Luxon obliged. This time.........ANOTHER DOUBLE PIN ROLLUP IN A JUST OVER A MINUTE!!!!
With the Luxon/Fantastico team now 2-0 for the night, they celebrated with the fans again as Cortez also got on the mic again. Not only did they want to wrestle again but this time Cortez chastised the referee by accused him of being racist. Once again, Luxon & Fantastico obliged.
In now a third match, Los Mexicanos were able to establish a pace in the match as they were able to get Fantastico in some trouble as they did have some control in this match. However, after a Fantastico tag to Luxon, Rainz came off the top rope and took out Cortez. Luxon got Rainz, as a result, for the fall and Los Mexicanos was now 0-3 for the night.
To prove that he was not cursed, Rudo Cortez told Remy Rainz to call it a night as he wanted now a singles match against anyone from the back. After Cortez accused the referee of being racist again, Dave Rydell answered the call. The young man had an ax to grind as it was as he was pummeled by Los Mexicanos 2 weeks ago. Cortez was having his way with the young upstart until Rydell surprised Rudo with a schoolboy and got the 1-2-3.
Now Rudo Cortez has really raised the bar in WAR. He now holds the record for losing 4 matches in one night.
WINGS OF WAR CHAMPIONSHIP: Champion, Tony Rican vs. Jason Hades. Rican has not exactly has had an easy time of it in his title reign. He just got past his roller coaster ride with Isasis Velasquez by defeating Isasis a second time and now he had Hades to deal with after being attacked by Jason two weeks ago.
Rican, in this match, survived many near falls much to the chagrin of Hades. The more Rican was able to kick out, the more frustrated Hades grew with referee Koa Marie. What resulted was down right heinous as Hades kicked Koa in the stomach and planted her with a powerslam. That move did lead to the disquailification of Hades but not before he was actually cheered by the WAR female fans.
Hades, as security attended to an injured Koa, had the gall to demand another title shot. Instead, he got the furthest thing from it as Buddha admonished Hades for his violence on a woman and suspended him for 30 days. Rican, did not have it so easy leaving the ring himself as he was confronted by Remy Rainz who is now next in line for Wings of War title shot on May 2nd.
As I continue with this thread, I want to let you all know that I am thrilled that I stopped where I did as I got some new information overnight!!!
Brandon Blaze(w/P.L. Myers) vs. Thunderfoot- These two competitors locked up as originally these two were supposed to face other opponent as I will have more on Jamie Dundee after I am through with the rest of the results.
In a competitive bout, the difference was the 8-ball cane of P.L. Myers. Blaze was to fling "The Arapaho Warrior" to the section of ropes where P.L. was waiting to hit but Thunderfoot reversed it and ended up hitting his man Blaze instead as Thunderfoot was victorious as a result of the gaffe.
Then came time for the intermission as Prospective Loop Girl Koa Marie was able to sign autographs along with WAR Champion Acid Jaz. As that was going on, outside of The Dojo, P.L. Myers was doing a big time shoot as he had something real interesting to say. I will have more on that real soon!!!
T.L. Money & "The Acumen" Austin Roberts vs. "The Unsigned Superstar" Steve Boz & "Handsome" Milo Cash. In a match that was amended to a tag match earlier in the night, this match was by far was the most bizarre. T.L. & Austin got the best pops of the night as Boz & Cash got the most heat. While Boz was feeling the wrath of the crowd, he made an interesting observation. He noticed that huge youth contingent in the crowd was eating Cheetos. "Shut your mouths and eat your cheetos," Boz yelled to the crowd. This act by Boz actually encouraged the crowd to go to concessions to buy Cheetos as people were gorging away on the crunchy style. As Boz was pounding away on Roberts in a corner, a fan came up and offered Steve to have some of his Cheetos. Boz stopped working over Roberts, went out of the ring, and took that variety pack sized bag from the fan and threw them away. The crowd just flat out laughed their asses off.
The other bizarre thing about this match was that Roberts, all of the sudden, TURNED on his partner, T.L. Money. Steve Boz, who was legally in the ring with T.L., shaked hands and hugged "The Acumen." Milo Cash extended his hand to Roberts but Austin wanted no part of him. After double teaming T.L., Boz & Roberts layed out Cash. As T.L. and Cash were down, the celebration began as Boz proclaimed his new partnership with Roberts by the name of "The Chicago Syndicate" but that was not the only new union. Money and Cash jumped their two perpetrators from behind and cleared them from the ring. After beating the hell out of each other earlier night, now the team CashMoney was formed. Only the beginning of this feud.
The Main Event: Dog Collar/Texas Bullrope Match. The returning "Suicide King" Nickie Sixx & "Roughneck" Jay Ryan vs. WAR Champion Acid Jaz & A Mystery Partner. Willie "Da Bomb" Richardson was originally scheduled for this bout but as most of you already know, Willie had a scheduling conflict that didn't allow him to participate. Buddha's answer to the problem was local hardcore legend The Butcher. This was a curious choice as times had been real rough on The Butcher. Since dropping The PCW Championship late last year, he was betrayed by Steve Boz and suffered some humiliating losses to such people as The Junkyard Dog Jr. and PCW's Uzi Akiva.
The Butcher really held his own as he and Nickie Sixx just beat the living crap out of each other. Nickie guaranteed blood but he wasn't refering to his own as the most exciting part of the match was when all four men battled on the floor. Nickie was having his way with Butcher until he took a right hook from Acid Jaz. That fired up The Butcher as he mounted as a rally on Sixx as the chain was around a steel ring post. As Nickie & Butcher fought most of the match on the floor, Jay Ryan and Acid Jaz battled with the bullrope in the ring. Ryan had Jaz elevated for a manuever when Jaz adjusted and blew his cocoa powder in Ryan's eyes. Jaz was able to then drive Ryan's head into the mat and get the 1-2-3 win for his team.
Jamie Dundee was scheduled to wrestle Thunderfoot on this show but he was a no-call, no-show. Everybody was worried about him but there was nothing wrong with him and news got to him in Indianapolis that he missed the show. He called WAR to let them know he got his Fridays mixed up as he apologized. Jamie very seldom misses shows but he will be back at WAR on May 2nd to take on "The Arapaho Warrior!!!"
The show really got off to an inauspicious beginning as two of the biggest "ham and eggers" you will ever see opened up the action. I will not give you the names of these two combatants because I don't want to bug Buddha to get the names right and nobody will ever see those two stiffs again.
As much as people might hate to admit it, the people were happy to see Steve Boz & "Handsome" Milo Cash storm the ring about 25 seconds into that opening bout as they went on to pummel those nobodies. After then grabbing the mic, Boz got on the case of Buddha by asking him why he booked those guys. Boz and Cash decided they weren't going anywhere as Boz called Milo's opponent of that evening, T.L. Money.
After T.L. made his way to the ring, P.L. Myers had made his way down and was curious to say the very least on why TL. came down without him. After being together for only one show, T.L. told the manager to take a walk as Myers' services wouldn't be required. P.L. wasn't about to take this cup of coffee lightly as he promised Money that his betrayal won't go unanswered.
TL vs. Milo was surprisingly one very hard hitting match as it was pretty much as stiff as the first Cash/Austin Roberts match was. On the left side of Cash's chest was THE FULL HAND PRINT of T.L.'s right hand that was just so visually obvious. Cash's right side was almost as bad but only a partial print. These guys went at it full force for a little more than 10 minutes before the B-O-Z broke up a T.L. pinning predicament. Then Boz & Cash double teamed Money until "Acumen" Austin Roberts came in and dispersed the perpetrators from the ring. Roberts then got on the mic and fixed it so that instead of going one on one with Boz, he and Money tag up against the duo of Boz and Cash later in the show.
The Curse or No Curse Tag-Team Match: Los Mexicanos vs. Negrostico Fantastico. To the surprise of the crowd, there was no C-Red to lead his struggling tag-team to the ring as "kool-aid" proved the 5172 right by saying that the man does believe in curses. Things got even worse for the boys from 26th & California on this night as Cortez & Rainz were rolled up and DOUBLE PINNED in a matter of seconds from the opening bell.
Before Luxon and Fantastico could make it back to the locker room, Rudo Cortez got the attention of the team on the mic and asked the two to wrestle again because they weren't ready. After celebrating at ringside with the fans, Fantastico & Luxon obliged. This time.........ANOTHER DOUBLE PIN ROLLUP IN A JUST OVER A MINUTE!!!!
With the Luxon/Fantastico team now 2-0 for the night, they celebrated with the fans again as Cortez also got on the mic again. Not only did they want to wrestle again but this time Cortez chastised the referee by accused him of being racist. Once again, Luxon & Fantastico obliged.
In now a third match, Los Mexicanos were able to establish a pace in the match as they were able to get Fantastico in some trouble as they did have some control in this match. However, after a Fantastico tag to Luxon, Rainz came off the top rope and took out Cortez. Luxon got Rainz, as a result, for the fall and Los Mexicanos was now 0-3 for the night.
To prove that he was not cursed, Rudo Cortez told Remy Rainz to call it a night as he wanted now a singles match against anyone from the back. After Cortez accused the referee of being racist again, Dave Rydell answered the call. The young man had an ax to grind as it was as he was pummeled by Los Mexicanos 2 weeks ago. Cortez was having his way with the young upstart until Rydell surprised Rudo with a schoolboy and got the 1-2-3.
Now Rudo Cortez has really raised the bar in WAR. He now holds the record for losing 4 matches in one night.
WINGS OF WAR CHAMPIONSHIP: Champion, Tony Rican vs. Jason Hades. Rican has not exactly has had an easy time of it in his title reign. He just got past his roller coaster ride with Isasis Velasquez by defeating Isasis a second time and now he had Hades to deal with after being attacked by Jason two weeks ago.
Rican, in this match, survived many near falls much to the chagrin of Hades. The more Rican was able to kick out, the more frustrated Hades grew with referee Koa Marie. What resulted was down right heinous as Hades kicked Koa in the stomach and planted her with a powerslam. That move did lead to the disquailification of Hades but not before he was actually cheered by the WAR female fans.
Hades, as security attended to an injured Koa, had the gall to demand another title shot. Instead, he got the furthest thing from it as Buddha admonished Hades for his violence on a woman and suspended him for 30 days. Rican, did not have it so easy leaving the ring himself as he was confronted by Remy Rainz who is now next in line for Wings of War title shot on May 2nd.
As I continue with this thread, I want to let you all know that I am thrilled that I stopped where I did as I got some new information overnight!!!
Brandon Blaze(w/P.L. Myers) vs. Thunderfoot- These two competitors locked up as originally these two were supposed to face other opponent as I will have more on Jamie Dundee after I am through with the rest of the results.
In a competitive bout, the difference was the 8-ball cane of P.L. Myers. Blaze was to fling "The Arapaho Warrior" to the section of ropes where P.L. was waiting to hit but Thunderfoot reversed it and ended up hitting his man Blaze instead as Thunderfoot was victorious as a result of the gaffe.
Then came time for the intermission as Prospective Loop Girl Koa Marie was able to sign autographs along with WAR Champion Acid Jaz. As that was going on, outside of The Dojo, P.L. Myers was doing a big time shoot as he had something real interesting to say. I will have more on that real soon!!!
T.L. Money & "The Acumen" Austin Roberts vs. "The Unsigned Superstar" Steve Boz & "Handsome" Milo Cash. In a match that was amended to a tag match earlier in the night, this match was by far was the most bizarre. T.L. & Austin got the best pops of the night as Boz & Cash got the most heat. While Boz was feeling the wrath of the crowd, he made an interesting observation. He noticed that huge youth contingent in the crowd was eating Cheetos. "Shut your mouths and eat your cheetos," Boz yelled to the crowd. This act by Boz actually encouraged the crowd to go to concessions to buy Cheetos as people were gorging away on the crunchy style. As Boz was pounding away on Roberts in a corner, a fan came up and offered Steve to have some of his Cheetos. Boz stopped working over Roberts, went out of the ring, and took that variety pack sized bag from the fan and threw them away. The crowd just flat out laughed their asses off.
The other bizarre thing about this match was that Roberts, all of the sudden, TURNED on his partner, T.L. Money. Steve Boz, who was legally in the ring with T.L., shaked hands and hugged "The Acumen." Milo Cash extended his hand to Roberts but Austin wanted no part of him. After double teaming T.L., Boz & Roberts layed out Cash. As T.L. and Cash were down, the celebration began as Boz proclaimed his new partnership with Roberts by the name of "The Chicago Syndicate" but that was not the only new union. Money and Cash jumped their two perpetrators from behind and cleared them from the ring. After beating the hell out of each other earlier night, now the team CashMoney was formed. Only the beginning of this feud.
The Main Event: Dog Collar/Texas Bullrope Match. The returning "Suicide King" Nickie Sixx & "Roughneck" Jay Ryan vs. WAR Champion Acid Jaz & A Mystery Partner. Willie "Da Bomb" Richardson was originally scheduled for this bout but as most of you already know, Willie had a scheduling conflict that didn't allow him to participate. Buddha's answer to the problem was local hardcore legend The Butcher. This was a curious choice as times had been real rough on The Butcher. Since dropping The PCW Championship late last year, he was betrayed by Steve Boz and suffered some humiliating losses to such people as The Junkyard Dog Jr. and PCW's Uzi Akiva.
The Butcher really held his own as he and Nickie Sixx just beat the living crap out of each other. Nickie guaranteed blood but he wasn't refering to his own as the most exciting part of the match was when all four men battled on the floor. Nickie was having his way with Butcher until he took a right hook from Acid Jaz. That fired up The Butcher as he mounted as a rally on Sixx as the chain was around a steel ring post. As Nickie & Butcher fought most of the match on the floor, Jay Ryan and Acid Jaz battled with the bullrope in the ring. Ryan had Jaz elevated for a manuever when Jaz adjusted and blew his cocoa powder in Ryan's eyes. Jaz was able to then drive Ryan's head into the mat and get the 1-2-3 win for his team.
Jamie Dundee was scheduled to wrestle Thunderfoot on this show but he was a no-call, no-show. Everybody was worried about him but there was nothing wrong with him and news got to him in Indianapolis that he missed the show. He called WAR to let them know he got his Fridays mixed up as he apologized. Jamie very seldom misses shows but he will be back at WAR on May 2nd to take on "The Arapaho Warrior!!!"