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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 18, 2009 6:20:19 GMT -6
The CLPW Village rocked the Stratford Banquet Hall last Saturday night 10/17 in good old Harvard, IL. A sardine type audience was treated to a classic wrestling match and a night of enjoyment. The Countdown Clock struck zero in Harvard as the much anticipated debut of Joey "The Pitbull" Cece went down.
The debuting Joey Cece vs Thunderfoot w/ manager Nick H was the 2nd match on the card and show-stealer. An amazing back-n-fourth match that eventually ended with Cece delivering his version of the F5 to a fallen Thunderfoot. Never has a debut made an impact like it did in Harvard.
Even obnoxious wrestling fan Howeird Howie changed his tune and applauded the successful debut. Shows that you can teach a very old dog new tricks. A mighty gust of wind blew through Harvard as Howie was first in line to get a pic taken with the new CLPW Superstar.
The CLPW Village can only hope Joey CECE returns!
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 19, 2009 13:43:35 GMT -6
No, actually anchovie practically dragged me over to have a photo-op with Mr. CeCe. As I have posted in the OFFICIAL CLPW 10/17 show-results thread, the newcomer showed a lot of potential, and he could be ready to challenge THE GREATEST CLPW CHAMPION OF ALL TIME, Double-G, about a year from now.
P.S.: It could take me that long to fully clean anchovie's drool off my boots from his intial encounter with the object of his newest man-crush.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 20, 2009 8:09:51 GMT -6
Dragged?  I still have slight whiplash from you storming past me to get your pic taken with Joey Cece. You haven't moved that fast since Pete the Greek offered you the last slice of pie at Jimmy's Patio. I think some past CLPW champions like Frank "The Tank" and "Silent Intensity"Austin Roberts might reject your claim that Double G is the best CLPW champion of all time. |
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 20, 2009 15:49:37 GMT -6
If anchovie had ever been to one of the legendary CLPW after-show parties, he would know Pete does not serve pizza. I will gladly show anyone the bruising on my arm where pizza-topping boy grabbed it to drag me over to Mr. CeCe for a photo-op.
Jeepers anchovie, start a new countdown about something somewhere!
Double-G will gladly take on all comers to prove his status as THE GREATEST CLPW CHAMPION OF ALL TIME. I will soon explain why he is so deserving of that designation at the start of his long reign.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 20, 2009 19:14:53 GMT -6
The new countdown will be how many short days until Hooligan Howie ends up in tears when his Galactic Goon coughs up the CLPW title.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 20, 2009 23:39:55 GMT -6
Since he probably paid no better attention in his arithmetic classes than in his spelling classes, I doubt anchovie can count that high. But however long he holds the CLPW Title, Double-G will have made it a universal title, not merely a world one. I understand THE NEW CHAMP already has received lucratice offers to defend on several planets.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 21, 2009 6:20:13 GMT -6
Earth wasn't one of them.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 21, 2009 10:40:40 GMT -6
Since you are not -- and never will be -- a part of Team Double-G, you have no way of knowing. I am too busy planning victory parades for THE NEW CHAMP on, at last count, six planets (including Uranus) to deal with the petulant hissy fits of a jealous and humiliated earthling.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 22, 2009 5:15:10 GMT -6
You can plan all the victory parties you want on Your-Anus and any other so-called planet that you feel like. To quote the late great HOFer Gorilla Monsoon, "You two couldn't even get locked up!"
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 22, 2009 14:15:42 GMT -6
It's victory PARADES, not parties. (Not enough Romulan ale will be available until next month.)
Attention to detail is what separates THE NEW CHAMP -- and Team Double-G -- from the lowly earth-bound ham-and-eggers who will never sniff such rarefied air.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 22, 2009 18:22:44 GMT -6
Unfortunately the entire CLPW Village in Harvard were able to sniff the rarefied air that you passed. Not sure which gassy planet you came from.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 23, 2009 13:20:55 GMT -6
With THE NEW CHAMP at the top, it's the CLPW Cosmos, not merely a puny village.
Any gas anchovie smelled must have come as a result of all the pizza rolls he was gulping down.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 24, 2009 13:20:24 GMT -6
I could imagine what you tried to mooch at Jimmy's Patio.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Oct 24, 2009 14:16:13 GMT -6
No after-show party at Jimmy's Patio was a disappointment. Fortunately, there was plenty of gourmet food from throughout the solar system at THE NEW CLPW CHAMP's very exclusive Victory Party on an "undisclosed planet."
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Oct 25, 2009 16:29:27 GMT -6
Yes, we all know that Your-Anus was this planet. Warts and all!
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I still have slight whiplash from you storming past me to get your pic taken with Joey Cece. You haven't moved that fast since Pete the Greek offered you the last slice of pie at Jimmy's Patio.