Post by CameronJacobsLies on Nov 30, 2008 12:05:19 GMT -6
Results so far for Feast or Famine from Jim Fannin:
1) The Yellow Dog def. "The Warfare" Jeremy Hadley. Yellow Dog's attire has a tail and he was chasing it. Hadley was giving him orders and the Dog obliged by rolling over, etc. Yellow Dog wins by jumping from the top rope and hitting a DDT. Dog gets a please come back chant. Fans loved him.
2) Cameron Jacobs def. Danny McKay with a DVD into a Stunner.
3) Michael and Brandon Havik def. Andrew Waymen and David Higsey.
4) Cameron Cross def. Morky Mang. Both guys are from the Minnesota area.
5) Darkness def. Dustin Michaels. Please come back chants for both.
6) Kareem Abdul Jamar def. Chris Mayne. Please come back chants for both men, as well.
7) El Blue Inferno def. Loco Uno Juevo.
8) Kody Rice, T W 3, and Jay Money w/ Bling Bling def. Shangel Creed, Aiden Blackheart, and Corey Cagerick.
( I had to pick up my mom from a bar after this match so I missed the rest of the show)
9) Brett Taylor and Michael Gaden def. Lincoln Mosely and Scott Sexton.
10) The Fearless One Sly def. Memphisto.
11) Jorden Vandal def. Christian Rose
12) Scott Ray def. Justin Grunge, Rick Stone, and Matt Crosby.
13) Simpatico def. Justin Fowler.
14) Anthony Henry def. Chris King.
Show is over.
Thoughts/Notes
Yellow Dog humped Ian Rottens leg after the match. Yellow Dog was entertaining and solid but rough around the edges with time has a bunch of potential plus every kid loved him.
3) Michael and Brandon Havik def. Andrew Waymen and David Higsey.
this was a sight to see. 4 people with little to no training in street clothes. One was 6'2 with a massive gut Pondo would insult as fat who wore jeans a black ac/dc t-shirt with a wife-beater underneath and MMA gloves, His mentally retarded looking brother who wore a $10 K-mart metal shirt with jeans who was half his size giving them a failure at life mater-blaster look and they're opponents were two guys one wrestling in white under-armour allowing a great outline of his gut and man boobs to go along with his jeans and wrestling shows (the only one that wore wrestling shoes everyone else wore sneakers) and his partner in you guessed it jeans, crappy rock t-shirt that was autographed by PAUL FN LONDON and sneakers. The match was a utter abortion and everyone time someone did a move there was male ass crack.
highlights:
The entire locker room emptying out to watch the match
Me Pissing of their girlfriends by making fun of the utter abortion in the ring and the two fat asses walking off in a huff after the crowd booed their yard-tard boyfriends out of the state of Illinois
Joey Eastman watching the match with a look on his face that would be similar to one having to watch his parents have sex
Joey Eastmen performing a ten bell salute for the professional wrestling industry after the match
Quotes: 1. Tonight was filmed with 2 cameras...still no commentary though. No word on whether one of the cameras was on Joey's face during that match.
2. Those four guys left the building immediately after the match. They didn't say anything to anyone. One of the four's girlfriend left the building in tears due to how mean the crowd and Joey was. Way to go Eastman!
3. I thought Darkness showed the most potential outside of The Yellow Dog on the show tonight. The Yellow Dog is a potential future superstar in this "business"...if not in WWE, then he'd be over like Rover (pun intended) in Chikara. Vince wants to call his employees strictly 'entertainers' now instead of wrestlers so what else could be the next big thing instead of Clifford the Big Red Dog...the Yellow Dog. You heard it here first. "-Jim Fanin
"I knew the match would be a train wreck when the little fat one's shirt actually had a Paul London autograph on it. I can't make that up.
Personally, looking back, I thought they had the most entertaining match of the night.
My favorite guy on the show was Justin Grunge. He worked his ass off, and made all the other guys look good in the process. I was a big fan of his and I hope that he comes back because he's very old school and has an awesome right hand "-Joey Eastman
1) The Yellow Dog def. "The Warfare" Jeremy Hadley. Yellow Dog's attire has a tail and he was chasing it. Hadley was giving him orders and the Dog obliged by rolling over, etc. Yellow Dog wins by jumping from the top rope and hitting a DDT. Dog gets a please come back chant. Fans loved him.
2) Cameron Jacobs def. Danny McKay with a DVD into a Stunner.
3) Michael and Brandon Havik def. Andrew Waymen and David Higsey.
4) Cameron Cross def. Morky Mang. Both guys are from the Minnesota area.
5) Darkness def. Dustin Michaels. Please come back chants for both.
6) Kareem Abdul Jamar def. Chris Mayne. Please come back chants for both men, as well.
7) El Blue Inferno def. Loco Uno Juevo.
8) Kody Rice, T W 3, and Jay Money w/ Bling Bling def. Shangel Creed, Aiden Blackheart, and Corey Cagerick.
( I had to pick up my mom from a bar after this match so I missed the rest of the show)
9) Brett Taylor and Michael Gaden def. Lincoln Mosely and Scott Sexton.
10) The Fearless One Sly def. Memphisto.
11) Jorden Vandal def. Christian Rose
12) Scott Ray def. Justin Grunge, Rick Stone, and Matt Crosby.
13) Simpatico def. Justin Fowler.
14) Anthony Henry def. Chris King.
Show is over.
Thoughts/Notes
Yellow Dog humped Ian Rottens leg after the match. Yellow Dog was entertaining and solid but rough around the edges with time has a bunch of potential plus every kid loved him.
3) Michael and Brandon Havik def. Andrew Waymen and David Higsey.
this was a sight to see. 4 people with little to no training in street clothes. One was 6'2 with a massive gut Pondo would insult as fat who wore jeans a black ac/dc t-shirt with a wife-beater underneath and MMA gloves, His mentally retarded looking brother who wore a $10 K-mart metal shirt with jeans who was half his size giving them a failure at life mater-blaster look and they're opponents were two guys one wrestling in white under-armour allowing a great outline of his gut and man boobs to go along with his jeans and wrestling shows (the only one that wore wrestling shoes everyone else wore sneakers) and his partner in you guessed it jeans, crappy rock t-shirt that was autographed by PAUL FN LONDON and sneakers. The match was a utter abortion and everyone time someone did a move there was male ass crack.
highlights:
The entire locker room emptying out to watch the match
Me Pissing of their girlfriends by making fun of the utter abortion in the ring and the two fat asses walking off in a huff after the crowd booed their yard-tard boyfriends out of the state of Illinois
Joey Eastman watching the match with a look on his face that would be similar to one having to watch his parents have sex
Joey Eastmen performing a ten bell salute for the professional wrestling industry after the match
Quotes: 1. Tonight was filmed with 2 cameras...still no commentary though. No word on whether one of the cameras was on Joey's face during that match.
2. Those four guys left the building immediately after the match. They didn't say anything to anyone. One of the four's girlfriend left the building in tears due to how mean the crowd and Joey was. Way to go Eastman!
3. I thought Darkness showed the most potential outside of The Yellow Dog on the show tonight. The Yellow Dog is a potential future superstar in this "business"...if not in WWE, then he'd be over like Rover (pun intended) in Chikara. Vince wants to call his employees strictly 'entertainers' now instead of wrestlers so what else could be the next big thing instead of Clifford the Big Red Dog...the Yellow Dog. You heard it here first. "-Jim Fanin
"I knew the match would be a train wreck when the little fat one's shirt actually had a Paul London autograph on it. I can't make that up.
Personally, looking back, I thought they had the most entertaining match of the night.
My favorite guy on the show was Justin Grunge. He worked his ass off, and made all the other guys look good in the process. I was a big fan of his and I hope that he comes back because he's very old school and has an awesome right hand "-Joey Eastman
