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Post by Justin Clark on Dec 9, 2008 15:16:25 GMT -6
Like a cross between Lard-Ass from Stand By Me and the guy that got toxic waste dumped on him in Robocop.
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Post by greenpeace on Dec 9, 2008 15:30:05 GMT -6
I wonder if he got permission to use ANY of these people in this one. Wait watch this one until the end where I think I read he claims to be engaged to Dynasty Diva?? Who appears to be a swimsuit model or internet personality of some kind. I LOVE WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Rerun World Hwt Champ of Love on Dec 9, 2008 15:37:30 GMT -6
I expected him to start singing Boats 'n Hoes or talking about Prestige Worldwide
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Post by Joey Eastman on Dec 9, 2008 16:04:41 GMT -6
This is by far the funniest thread in a while on this board. It sucks that it takes away from NBWA, but this is way too good. PICTURES!!!
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Post by greenpeace on Dec 9, 2008 17:45:27 GMT -6
This is by far the funniest thread in a while on this board. It sucks that it takes away from NBWA, but this is way too good. PICTURES!!! Disappointing for NBWA yes but I am really wanting someone to bankroll Jimmy Falcon and Talon to co-promote a show. |
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Post by CameronJacobsLies on Dec 9, 2008 18:13:05 GMT -6
F4TC 2 : Electric Boogaloo
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Post by indyfan101 on Dec 9, 2008 21:38:29 GMT -6
I'm going to call Rosey tonight, and get a low down on what happened....it should be funny.
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Post by CameronJacobsLies on Dec 9, 2008 22:12:14 GMT -6
from Jimmy's myspace:
"My Review Of 2008....
Personal. Professional.
It all worked out pretty good.
2008 Saw the debut of Cloverleaf Radio, my interview show which has been viewed thousands of times on myspace and youtube. Thanks to everyone who helped make it, the fans and the wrestlers i ineterviewed.
I had the chance to travel to West Virginia with my best friend in wrestling Tracy Smothers for a week back in August. It was there i met he love of my life Jes! She is my WORLD and everyhing i love! Me and Tracy had some problems but we appologized and got over them and are back and ready to go for the FALCON AND SMOTHERS TOUR 2009!!! Coming SOON!!!
December 6th was a day i have been asked about since it happened 3 days ago. Good things happened, bad things happened, and i was really in the wrong. Im sorry to everyone that suffered but i want to thank the fans for making it a memorable show! And thanks To RW Farris aka Honky for making me eat that Blazin' buffalo wing at Buffalo Wild Wings and making me sh*t FIRE!!! LOL!
As many people know also on the early morning of December 6th I wrecked my truck my baby my gas loving V6 i put it into the ditch going 65 on black ice so yeahhh...
I met my good friend Ayzia OR Southeast Ayzia or Cyborg however i want to put her and well she has been cool as hell treating my good friend Will like a king and he treats her like a princess! Mad love to ya pal!
Ive got to work with some BIG NAMES in 2008, like Jake Roberts, Honky Tonk Man, Rosey, Doink the Clown, Shark Boy, Tracy Smothers, Bobby Eaton, Bob Orton, Joey Grunge, Koko B. Ware, Kamala, Danny Basham, Pat Tanaka, and Many More!
School is giving me a LITTLE trouble but im getting thru it!
My moms bakery is going VERY well so yeah!!!"
"
Upadated Resume’
Height: 6'3''
Weight: 300 Lbs.
Hometown: Louisville, Canada
Years Pro: 2 And A Half
Finisher: Lock and Seal
Stars Managed: Doink the Clown, Tracy Smothers, Bobby Eaton, Shark Boy
Trained by: TSO Alex Monroe (Small Help From M. Madman, Tracy Smothers, Koko B. Ware)
Wrestling's Past, Present, and Future- Iowa
Promoter: Big Daddy
Debut: May 2008
Finest Independent Stars of Today- St. Louis, Mossouri
Promoter: Mike
Debut: June 2007
New Breed Wrestling Alliance- Danville, Illinois
Promoter: Don Kato
Debut: February 2007
Great American Wrestling- Decatur, Illinois
Promoter: Mike Cooper
Debut: June 2006
All Star Championship Wrestling- Charleston, Illinois
Promoter: Mitch Saret
Debut: Sept. 31st 2006 (Only Date Worked For)
United Wrestling Alliance- Huntington, West Virginia
Promoter: Toddd Daredevil
Debut: August . 29th, 2008
Supreme League of Wrestling- Mattoon, Illinois
Promoter: David Cavazos
Debut: Sept. 2006
XMCW Wrestling- Charleston, West Virginia
Debut: August 30th, 2008
CCW Wrestling- Chapmansville, West Virginia
Promoter: Tommy Gibson
Debut: Sept. 1st, 2008
Caution High Risk Wrestling- Wabash, Indiana
Promoter: Damien
Debut: September 26th, 2008
Full Throtle Wrestling- St. Louis, MO.
Promoter: Shane
Debut: January 26th, 2008
XCW Wrestling Midwest-Indiana and Kentucky
Promoter: Todd Morton and Mitch Ryder
Debut: OCtober 8th 2008
Revolution Pro Wrestling-Rockford, Illinois
Debut: Nov. 28th 2008
Rose City Championship Wrestling-Indiana and Ohio
Debut: Oct. 2008
Finest Wrestling League-Mattoon, Illinois
Debut: March 22nd 2008"
" My f**k**g Back Is Killing Me!!!
after almost 3 years wrestling is starting to catch up with me. my back is in
shambles. thanks to assholes who cant work. word of advice unless your in
a battle royal dont throw a 300+ pound man over the top rope. it never works
out well. well anyways i was working a show in Indiana not saying the fed
because i have respect for it but i was working with these young guys with
like 2 years in the biz between them and they beat me up yea that was cool
but when i went to roll out of the ring of course they feel the need to botch a
over the tope rop throw out of the ring and i got caught up on the top rope and
they threw me over well i slammed my back on the apron needless to say
im never working with them again. This is the sport these
days, yay."
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Post by tobihope on Dec 10, 2008 8:20:44 GMT -6
I finally got around to watching the YouTube videos posted and I'm left speechless. I remember him posting once on the St. Louis board how he is often compared to Bobby Heenan because he "cuts top-notch promos". Sure, dude.
I think Jimmy's a 10. He "gets it" and has "the look", after a few visits to:
1. A dermatologist
2. A personal trainer
3. A tanning bed
4. An actual wrestling school
In all honesty, how does this goof keep getting booked? Do none of these promoters have any respect for their own promotion and try to present a decent product? Falcon looks like a dude that should be setting up and tearing down the ring and that's as far as it gets.
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Post by greenpeace on Dec 10, 2008 9:26:50 GMT -6
Oh what planet is JOEY GRUNGE a Big Name?
Wow reading that summary makes me totally rethink what I accomplished in the ten minutes I spent in wrestling. In that multitude of minutes I spent doing absolutely nothing in professional wrestling outside of working for a good local promotion with the right marketing like this guy is applying to himself I would have been a huge star.
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Post by CameronJacobsLies on Dec 10, 2008 9:40:54 GMT -6
Tracy Smothers quote "Who the f**k is Jimmy Falcon? OH yeah the fat kid who payed for meals and travel for a week and in return I let the fat little carny carry my bags. HEY YOU!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!! I'M OUTTA HERE MAN WHERE'S MY CHOPPER???"
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Post by shinebox on Dec 10, 2008 9:51:58 GMT -6
I can't believe this guy actually exists.
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Post by omnicron on Dec 10, 2008 10:35:52 GMT -6
I can't believe this guy actually exists. Indeed he does, Shernstein, indeed he does.  |
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Post by george3 on Dec 10, 2008 12:20:14 GMT -6
I can't believe this guy actually exists. Indeed he does, Shernstein, indeed he does. Unfortunately! |
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Post by rican on Dec 10, 2008 12:50:54 GMT -6
So I figure the best thing for the indy scene around here is for Jimmy Falcon to book a training Seminar with Judge Jesse as the head trainer. The Jesse can train RAW bound superstars and Falcon can manage them and since he gave them their break not have to worry about big pay days... And Chicago becomes the shining Mecca of pro wrestling!
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