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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Nov 12, 2009 5:34:16 GMT -6
Will the huge announcement be Lethal Lockdown rules where a top lowers full of weapons and Vegas and The Tank can use them?
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 12, 2009 13:30:06 GMT -6
To quote the late-great Gorilla Monsoon: "Highly unlikely." Mr. Phoenix (aka: Mr. Wet Blanket) has already informed me that weapons are frowned upon in CLPW, because it is a "family oriented company." I recall, however, the Dice Man, being assaulted at the Stratford by Kishi's rear end -- a deadly weapon if there ever was one!
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 15, 2009 2:13:12 GMT -6
Special Guest Referee for the Ronnie Vegas/Frank Melson cage match is non other than the master of the self high five and the diamond cutter... Diamond Dallas Page
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Nov 15, 2009 7:28:26 GMT -6
Will DDP have it in him to give both Double G and his stooge Howie each a Diamond Cutter? That wouldn't be a bad thing! That would be a good thing!
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 15, 2009 12:32:30 GMT -6
A former WCW World Champion would respect OUR NEW CLPW CHAMP -- and his support team -- too much to do anything so cheap. Now an ersatz "interviewer" -- that would be another matter and a very good thing! I'd love to see the On The Mat cameras capture a blue Sharpie and a triple order of pizza rolls flying through the air. BANG! Props to the CLPW office for bringing in such an esteemed guest ref. Remembering the Dice Man's bad luck with fellow legends, I can envision a diamond cutter in Mr Vegas' future.
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 15, 2009 15:39:06 GMT -6
Anything is possible Howie ;D
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Nov 20, 2009 9:28:55 GMT -6
I'm glad that Joey Cece will make a return to CLPW after his historic debut. The CLPW Village will get to see the crowning of a new Light Heavyweight Champion. For that matter, The CLPW Village will also be excited to see either Steve Boz or Austin Roberts defeat the Galactic Goon for the CLPW Heavyweight Championship.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 20, 2009 11:05:44 GMT -6
No Jett Bennett? No Dancing Pete? What's up with that?
Now that the CLPW office has FINALLY booked THE CHAMP for a title defense, Double-G will have to cut down on his appearances throughout the solar system. He just returned from a victory parade, luncheon, and meet-and-greet on the planet Nibia (Great moons there, and the Beach Boys song should be changed to: "I wish they all could be Nibian girls.")
P.S.: Glad to see Mr. CeCe is returning, BUT are we now going to be subjected to another "countdown?"
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 21, 2009 0:37:36 GMT -6
Howie,
Just remeber that Galactic Grappler will be watched very carefully so he does not violate his temporary alien and work visa. He may be wishing he was on another planet when Roberts and Boz get ahold of him.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 21, 2009 11:41:40 GMT -6
As I said earlier, OUR CLPW CHAMP already has "Plan 11 from Outer Space" ready to ensure him retaining his title if the need arises. To cover all the proverbial bases, I am advising him to also devise a "Plan 12," since he'll be opposing two skilled earthlings -- plus certain undisclosed elements in the CLPW office.
Bracing myself for another anchov "countdown:" got two additional jugs of Bacardi Rum Island Ice Tea. (Can't find any Romulan ale at present.)
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 22, 2009 12:01:49 GMT -6
Such a small picture of OUR CLPW CHAMP on that poster is an outrage!
P.S.: I'm sure anchov will comment -- once he awakens from his over-indulging-on-pizza-rolls stupor -- on the absence of a picture of Mr. CeCe.
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Post by Klinger Promotions on Nov 22, 2009 13:31:21 GMT -6
Hey don't knock the flyer!
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 22, 2009 13:38:44 GMT -6
Pro "X" Title Match"Irish" Andy Anderson vs (C) Jason Kross 3 Way Ladies MatchJuliet "The Huntress" vs December vs 3 Watch Dance for CLPW Heavyweight Title(C) Galactic Grappler vs Austin Roberts vs Steve Boz Light Heavyweight Title Match(C) Thunderfoot w/Nicholas H vs Joey "The Pitbull" Cece Manager vs Wrestler MatchNicholas H vs Johnny Armonni Tag Team Title Cage MatchMGM(Johnny Armonni/Jarod Priest) vs Chicago Dynasty("Trademark" Nathan Pepple/ "Classic" Chris Hamilton) Main Event Cage Match"Diceman" Ronnie Vegas vs Frank "The Tank" Melson Special Guest Ref is Diamond Dallas Page Also appearing that night Ring Announce Mike Vest Matt Burns The "Phoenix" GK Williams JT Simmons As always, we thank our Sponsors
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 22, 2009 15:11:12 GMT -6
Could Heather be part of the anti Double-G cabal within the CLPW office? The plot thickens perhaps!
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Post by Klinger Promotions on Nov 22, 2009 15:49:43 GMT -6
I don't even know what that means...I want to know why you guys aren't discussing anything on my signings? LOL J/K
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