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Post by Phoenix on Nov 22, 2009 16:47:49 GMT -6
Before the show in Harvard, DDP will be at the Holiday Inn Express in St Charles doing an autograph signing. Check out www.klingerpromotions.com for more info on how to get to see DDP earlier that day before he invades CLPW territory that night. |
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 22, 2009 18:15:51 GMT -6
Good attempt at playing innocent, Heather. Mata Hari didn't admit her skulduggery either. Including OUR CLPW CHAMP in one of the KP events would remove all suspicion.
Btw, I believe there is a separate thread for discussion of the KP meet-and-greet with DDP.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Nov 23, 2009 17:44:17 GMT -6
********************Attention CLPW Village! A very special presentation of the soon to be award-winning show THE ANCHOVIE'S CORNER ********************************
Nick H: Ladies and gentlemen of Harvard, IL and all CLPW fans, we are pleased to bring you a special interview segment from the greatest host The Poisonous Anchovie. This segment usually airs on the General Board section. And now, here's Anchoooooooooooovieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anchovie: I am your evil host The Poisonous Anchovie welcoming my Anchovie Followers and all my CLPW Village fans.
Nick H: HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH!
Anchovie: On January 23rd in downtown Harvard, IL at the beautiful Stratford Square, CLPW will be putting on probably its biggest show to date. Not one but two thrilling cage matches.
Nick H: Ahem! Cough! Cough!
Anchovie: On The Mat will be there to record this historic event!
Nick H: HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH!
Anchovie: As we continue to get closer to this historic event, The Anchovie's Corner will bring in special guests to get their views on this amazing card. The announcement of Phoenix alone has caused ticket sales to triple.
Nick H: HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH!
Anchovie: My very special guest this week is CLPW promoter and Chicago-area Legend Frank "The Tank" Melson. Mr. Melson will be main eventing in a steel cage match against another Chicago-area Legend "The Diceman" Ronnie Vegas. The special guest referee will be former WCW Champion and former WWE European Champion "DDP" Diamond Dallas Page. Mr. Melson, welcome to The Anchovie's Corner.
The Tank: Son, it is a true honor to be here. I haven't been excited about a talk-show since Carson went off the air.
Nick H: HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH!
Anchovie: You have a huge match coming up in 2 months with someone you've known for around 30 years or so. You've both been in WCPW and other promotions all over the Chicago area. Did you ever think that you two would settle things in a steel cage with DDP as a special guest referee?
The Tank: Ronnie has been a thorn in my side for a long time. He has a good old-fashion butt-whipping coming! All I ask is that DDP calls it down the middle and let us two settle the score for good!
Anchovie: Will there be a time limit?
The Tank: On a cage match?
Anchovie: The Diceman's ring entrance! I'd hate to see the good folks in Harvard miss Sunday morning services.
Nick H: HEH! HEH! HEH! HEH!
The Tank: Ronnie Vegas, our troubles between us ends on January 23rd. You will feel my big old boot!
Anchovie: I recently saw you last summer wrestle in a 6-man match. The entire CLPW Village feels that "You still Got It!"
Nick H: Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
The Tank: Indeed!
Anchovie: Before we wrap this up, the CLPW title will be on the line in a triple threat match. Champion (for now) The Galactic Grappler will take on "He's All That" Steve Boz and "Silent Intensity" Austin Roberts. Some looney bird from WI, who thinks he's the Grappler's manager, keeps showing up at CLPW shows. I'm trying to break the news to him that President Warren G. Harding has left office decades ago. Your take?
The Tank: I've seen this guy. He's had one too many cups of Cactus Juice. Security will be there to show him the gate if he gets out of hand.
Anchovie: Mr. Melson, It was a honor to have a huge legend such as yourself on this program. CLPW is a great organization and I wish you nothing but the best!
The Tank: Thanks for having me!
ANCHOVIE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Klinger Promotions on Nov 23, 2009 23:50:04 GMT -6
Nice Anchovie!
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Nov 24, 2009 5:21:00 GMT -6
Thank you sweet Heather! More to come!
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 24, 2009 13:41:11 GMT -6
First off, I think it's an insult to stick an interview with a legend like "The Tank" here and not on a separate Corner thread.
Second, to repeat yet again -- since pizza-topping boy must have Attention Deficit Disorder --
I have never purported to be the manager of OUR CLPW CHAMP. I am merely a proud member of Team Double-G with "undisclosed duties" in service to THE CHAMP.
Third, I have been informed that some uncharacteristic typos have crept into my recent posts. For this I apologize and can only say that handling the details of OUR CLPW CHAMP's last victory parade and meet-and-greet on the planet Abraxin left me exhausted and prone to an occasional -- but still rare -- spelling error. Like THE CHAMP, I will continue to strive for perfection.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Nov 24, 2009 15:38:52 GMT -6
Strive for perfection? Not in this galaxy or any other one. You two boneheads have a lot of work to do. It's ok to admit that your "undisclosed duties" in servicing the chump is to clean his toilet, wash his green monkey suit & be his only cheering section at the CLPW shows.
I don't think a true wrestling legend like Mr. Melson was insulted by the interview being on the same thread as the show he's trying to promote. The regular Anchovie Followers of the soon-to-be award winning Anchovie's Corner can always catch my threads on the General section of this respected website.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 25, 2009 2:55:40 GMT -6
The fact that anchov routinely disparages Rey Mysterio almost as vehemently as OUR CLPW
CHAMP shows that as a judge of wrestling genius, he knows a good pizza roll when he sees one.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Nov 25, 2009 7:33:52 GMT -6
Wishing the entire CLPW Village and CLPW organization a Happy Thanksgiving!
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 25, 2009 14:55:43 GMT -6
Even more distressing is anchov's apparent abandonment of Mr. CeCe. The young man worked his proverbial butt off in his CLPW debut, and now pizza-topping boy won't even do a "countdown" for his return. Shame on him!
P.S.: Wonder how much work is involved in stuffing anchov's Thanksgiving turkey with pizza rolls?
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Nov 28, 2009 12:40:39 GMT -6
Howie, you were probably passed out drunk again by your half can of light beer.
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 28, 2009 19:46:18 GMT -6
The CLPW Champ has made intergalactic contact with the front office to voice concern over who this howierdhowie person is and why he thinks that he speaks for the Galactic One.
The Galactic One has promised that he will take care of his own business on January 23rd and deal with Howie in his own way.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 29, 2009 13:58:05 GMT -6
Mr. Phoenix has obviously been in contact with an impostor -- or is hallucinating after sampling some of anchov's "special pizza rolls." As I've mentioned, OUR CLPW CHAMP has devised a brilliant "Plan 11 from Outer Space" to "take care of his own business on January 23." My sources indicate THE CHAMP successfully tried out a small portion of the Plan at the CSW show over the weekend.
For the record, I enjoyed a bottle of quality champagne with a carton of non-concentrate orange juice within the safe confines of my humble residence on Thanksgiving.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Nov 30, 2009 6:20:09 GMT -6
Since the bottle of champagne costed you $2.99, I doubt I would call it quality.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Nov 30, 2009 15:41:33 GMT -6
A bottle of Korbel costs more than several orders of anchov's preferred pizza rolls.
Btw, Romulan ale will again be the featured beverage at OUR CLPW CHAMP'S next victory party, after his successful title defense on 1/23/10. And once again, it's an invitation-only event, so even if pizza-topping boy did not have to hightail it back home immediately after the show, his feet would not touch the green carpet.
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