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Post by howeirdhowie on Feb 3, 2010 13:50:21 GMT -6
"No relationship at all" -- Hmm? Those late-night phone calls certainly suggest otherwise. But regardless, my roles are: #1, to inform the millions of fans of OUR CLPW CHAMP throughout the solar system and beyond, who are not lucky enough to have the latest in Vulcan mind-meld technology, a fair-and-balanced account of THE CHAMP's successful title defenses; and #2, to bring anchov back down to earth, so to speak, when his prejudiced rants veer too far off course.
Btw, an experienced, published author does not "rant," but rather composes.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Feb 11, 2010 12:51:00 GMT -6
Another observation: If Nick ever agrees to ref another match, I do hope he consults with Mr. Armonni on proper in-ring attire. That nightshirt-length ref's shirt he wore on 1/23 was a definite fashion faux pas.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Feb 12, 2010 8:50:50 GMT -6
Howie, you are no King of Fashion. The only thing missing on your wardrobe is the big red rubber clown nose.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Feb 12, 2010 11:20:34 GMT -6
A former WWE tag champ, who was also a fashion advisor to other WWE superstars, would disagree with you. Come to think of it, Mr. Armonni should also give anchov some fashion tips.
That 6XL White Sox shirt should be retired.
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Post by nickh on Feb 12, 2010 17:20:17 GMT -6
Another observation: If Nick ever agrees to ref another match, I do hope he consults with Mr. Armonni on proper in-ring attire. That nightshirt-length ref's shirt he wore on 1/23 was a definite fashion faux pas. It was a "last" minute decision. |
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Post by Joe Heisman on Feb 13, 2010 1:49:07 GMT -6
A former WWE tag champ, who was also a fashion advisor to other WWE superstars, would disagree with you. Come to think of it, Mr. Armonni should also give anchov some fashion tips. That 6XL White Sox shirt should be retired. Even David Wells was like, "Whoa" when he saw Anchovie's 6XL jersey. |
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Post by howeirdhowie on Feb 14, 2010 15:09:08 GMT -6
If anchov truly had a heart, he'd donate that White Sox shirt to charity. It would provide housing for some homeless family.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Feb 14, 2010 16:43:05 GMT -6
Howie you can donate your white shorts as well. Make a great table cloth for a few tables at any volunteer dinner.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Feb 14, 2010 17:59:24 GMT -6
My briefs would not even hold a Horny snack. Figures anchov would not be a humanitarian. There are little kids with his footprints on their backs when the unlucky tykes have been between anchov's blue Sharpie and a wrestler willing to give autographs.
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Post by PoisonousAnchovie on Feb 14, 2010 22:16:24 GMT -6
What is a Shapie? Change it to Sharpie, you old, delusional old goat. I've seen you cut more lines then a lumberjack cuts trees. Breaking all those young hearts.
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Post by howeirdhowie on Feb 15, 2010 10:34:30 GMT -6
A "Shapie" is a weighted felt tip pen that can be lifted like a barbell while waiting in meet-and-greet lines to get the owner in "shape," but anyone who wears a 6XL shirt obviously doesn't have one. My mistake.
Btw, while I have cut cheese on occasion, I have never cut a line. Don't do blow. Now I know why anchov is scrunching his nose all the time! I thought he just had a nervous tic.
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