IPW "A NEW AGE OF INSANITY", 2/5, RAYZ vs. AR FOX!

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From the desk of "Sweet" Lou Roberts...

"Insanity Pro Wrestling Enthusiasts,

We saw a shocking turn of events, January 1st, 2011, at IPW's Showdown in Naptown. No, I don't refer to, Dave & Jake Crist, Irish Airborne's hard fought victory over the world renowned tag team of, Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards, the American Wolves as this event. No, I am not mentioning, IPW Junior Heavyweight Champion, Ricochet's victory over AR Fox. No, I don't mean Drake Younger's sudden and unexpected turn on his Naptown breathren, Scotty Vortekz or Kyle Threat (kudos, Drake, they were deadweight on you anyway). In fact, I refer to Jimmy Jacobs, our new IPW World Heavyweight Champion.

We saw a match of brutality, gore and a sickness only Jimmy Jacobs is capable of acheiving. Congratulations, Jimmy! You did it! You finally achieved something you NEVER thought you could. In fact, you accomplished something you never sought out in the first place. You're sights were set on the IPW World Heavyweight Championship and "euthanizing" the poor "Street Dog" Jon Moxley (My hat off to Moxley for defending the IPW Championship for as long as he had with other world accolades decorated around his waist). BUT...my congratulations go to Jimmy Jacobs for accomplishing the impossible...and that is waking the sleeping dogs...Messiahs of a New Age.

Jimmy Jacobs, you brought us a different age, the Age of the Fall. You etched a legacy that'll carry on for years to come. You've trained the best in the business, you've garnered respect the world over and you've been mentioned among today's top independent wrestling greats. But, now, you bring h*#l's wrath and nothing the IPW Wrestlers or Fans wish to witness.

Simply put, I come out to congratulate you after your Dog Collar Match against Jon Moxley and you ASSAULT me. I'm an IPW Color Commentator, merely calling it as I see it. I am NOT a wrestler anymore. I haven't been cleared by my doctors to wrestle, so why would you fight an injured and debilitated wrestler?! I said some thing's you skewed as angering, and you pushed me. Jimmy, it's often said best, "The truth hurts."

Jimmy Jacobs, you sick & twisted individual, when you acted aggressively toward me, my brother, my tag partner, and at that moment, my savior, Dustin Rayz came to my aid. You better thank your lucky stars "The New Horror" Sami Callihan (?!) came to rescue you, because we would have put you outta your misery and relieved you immediately of all your obligations as new IPW World Heavyweight Champion.

But what may hurt you can be stopped...so, congratulations, on waking the sleeping dogs. And, if you do NOT apologize to me for your misgiving, I will be forced to exact my vengeance upon not only you, but all of Insanity Pro Wrestling's roster and fans. Why all of IPW? Because you clearly have others in your corner waiting to blindside me and jump me, such as, that freak Sami Callihan. So, EVERYONE will pay for your crime. This is NOT a threat...it's a promise. You have one week."

New matches added on 1/19