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Post by wwastaff on Jan 21, 2008 16:38:19 GMT -6
This weeks "Five Man Frenzy" addition is: Chris Hamilton By virtue of his victory at DEVIL'S NIGHT '07 over WWA veterans Roach and Rion Skillz, Melissa Storm has named Hamilton as an unlikely addition to the Five-Man Frenzy. Since his debut, the youngster has impressed fans and management alike, and his unique style, a throwback to the great Southern brawlers that influenced him, make him a wild card. This will be Hamilton's first time mixing it up "in the Big Time". Will inexperience or nerves cut his chances short? Or will he be able to shock WWA fans once again and snag the #1 Contendership?
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Post by TALON on Jan 21, 2008 23:59:39 GMT -6
Hmmm so far my predictions are true. This leaves 2 remaining....wonder who they could be?
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Post by TALON on Jan 23, 2008 23:02:04 GMT -6
So...who's goning to eat the dog food? I know this would really mess up JT's STRICT diet!
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Post by shnog on Jan 25, 2008 13:17:50 GMT -6
Well....not to toot my own horn but...TOOT TOOT!! I beat him at drinking, supposedly his domain, and now I'll make him eat dog food. I am personally hoping that the Illinois Juggalos show up in more force, cuz they were some okay kids! More Juggalos!! More dog food!! More winning!!! Now I retreat to my room in the keep....
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Post by TALON on Jan 25, 2008 22:59:45 GMT -6
Gah that show needs more Juggalos like Eastman needs more fans .
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Post by hayze on Jan 25, 2008 23:37:49 GMT -6
Hayze....polish up your belt son! Oh & I have it on good authority via the head of the Illinois Valley Juggalos, that (unfortunately) there will be even more of them attending this show. He's pushing for double. SERIOUSLY IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER NIGHT OF THESE STUPID JUGGALO DOUSHE BAGS I'M GOING TO OFF MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AT THE LAST SHOW I MADE AN OPEN SHOOT TO ANY OF THEM TO GET IN THE RING, & ALL I SAW WAS ALOT OF STANDING AND CUSSING , AN NOT ONE FOOT TAKEN FORWARD!!!!! This message brought you you in all caps, for the sake of billy whack!
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Post by TALON on Jan 26, 2008 9:33:30 GMT -6
Unfortunately....I am told there will be even MORE this time. No worries though b/c the IQ for all of them will still be less than ONE Hayze! And to any Juggahoes reading this that are coming to see the show...NO MORE BALLOON ANIMALS!
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Post by jtsimmons on Jan 26, 2008 15:41:58 GMT -6
Well....not to toot my own horn but...TOOT TOOT!! I am personally hoping that the Illinois Juggalos show up in more force, cuz they were some okay kids! More Juggalos!! More dog food!! More winning!!! lets face it SHNOG, the only tooting you can do is after a can of pork & beens with some white castles at 3am. you may have won the "last man sober match", but thats only cause NO HUMAN CAN MOVE YOURFAT A$$ once youve fallen down. unfortunately you fell on me. so i lost. but understand this. there is NOW DAMN WAY i am eating dog food. i feed my award winning, pure bred Dachsund prime rib and Filet Mignon. I wont give her taht common generic crap, thats reserved for YOU after i pin your corpulent puss-bag body to the floor for the 1-2-3-4-5 count. and i second hayze's open challenge to the Juggalo moron nation.
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Post by Joe Heisman on Jan 26, 2008 16:18:07 GMT -6
I hope it is a double count out and they both eat it.
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Post by TALON on Jan 26, 2008 23:01:40 GMT -6
I hope it is a double count out and they both eat it. That's crazy...maybe too crazy...
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Post by TALON on Jan 28, 2008 11:46:55 GMT -6
Hey it's Monday...where's our new addition to the 5-way???
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Post by wwastaff on Jan 29, 2008 11:49:10 GMT -6
This Weeks "Five Man Frenzy" addition is: Machine Absolutely unstoppable since coming to Wicked Wrestling, Machine's Casket Match victory over Judas at DEVIL'S NIGHT '07 was the deciding factor in his addition to the Five-Man Frenzy. On March 9th, however, Machine will be in a match with four other WWA superstars hell-bent on winning at any cost. "The Monster" has already claimed a slew of regional titles all over the state, is it just a matter of time until he adds the WWA Championship to that list? Or will someone be able to "rage against the Machine", and halt his rampage? For more show info check out: www.wickedwrestlingalliance.com
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Post by TALON on Jan 29, 2008 11:50:36 GMT -6
I would like to take time out to thank everyone who's seen the video...all 6090 of you in the past 9 days! If you're one of them...thank you.
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Post by TALON on Jan 29, 2008 11:56:34 GMT -6
This Weeks "Five Man Frenzy" addition is: Machine Absolutely unstoppable since coming to Wicked Wrestling, Machine's Casket Match victory over Judas at DEVIL'S NIGHT '07 was the deciding factor in his addition to the Five-Man Frenzy. On March 9th, however, Machine will be in a match with four other WWA superstars hell-bent on winning at any cost. "The Monster" has already claimed a slew of regional titles all over the state, is it just a matter of time until he adds the WWA Championship to that list? Or will someone be able to "rage against the Machine", and halt his rampage? I'm 4 for 4....hmmm wonder who number 5 is???
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Post by wwastaff on Jan 30, 2008 12:38:22 GMT -6
Matt Hyson (a.k.a. Spike Dudley) will be having a wrestling seminar before WWA Shockwave. It starts at 1:00 pm on Sunday, March 9th at the Flamingo Banquette Hall 920 2nd Street La Salle, IL. 61301. It cost $30 to attend. For more information please email benito@wickedwrestlingalliance.com
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