Post by CameronJacobsLies on Aug 4, 2007 23:06:57 GMT -6
Taken from their pro boards:
"1.) Jack Thriller def. Ben McCoy via submission with the figure four.
2.) C.J. Otis & Ash def. Kris Chambers & Mike Stevens with a double team move where CJ had Chambers in a Torture Rack and Ash came off the top rope with a knee to the head on Chambers and drove him into the mat.
Josh Abercrombie came to the ring and called Dysfunction out angry about being cheated in Midlothian last week. Dyfunction comes out and refuses to get into the ring until Josh leads the crowd in seranading him with "chicken" calls. Match is now underway.
3.) Dysfunction def. Josh Abercrombie after catching an attempted rana and powerbombing Josh into the corner turnbuckle. Dysfunction then grabbed Josh's legs and flipped over and wrapped himself in the ropes to gain the three count but the ref did not see the cheating by Dysfunction. Josh chases him to the back after Dys says that the moustache ride is over.
4.) Roderick Strong def. Toby Klein after a trifecta attack after Toby Klein missed a top rope spin splash. Roderick had kicked out of the spinning DVD so Toby went up top and missed. Roderick delivered a running kick and finished with a double underhook powerbomb to hold Toby down for the three count.
5.) Matt Sydal def. Ricochet with the Here It Is driver. Excellent back and forth match that caused Sydal to talk about how great Ricochet is getting and giving some advice on the marathon that is the wrestling business.
6.) Rollin' Hard def. Z Barr with a Derogatory Name For a Black Man Knocka onto a chair. Z Barr is on the mic and making fun of Rollin' Hard for having cancer and telling that fans after every insult that they give him that they just won 10 more minutes of Z Barr mic time. Rollin takes the mic and tells Z Barr "everyone knows you can sh*t your pants but can you walk the walk?" They do a criss cross and Rollin' goes to the floor and Z Barr keeps running. They do another criss cross but Rollin' doesn't fall for it. Zbarr sits in a chair and applies rest holds and taunts the fans but Rollin hits West Side Slam and the Derogatory Name For A Black Man Knocka for the victory.
7.) Mickie Knuckles def. Chuck Taylor to win the IWA Mid-South Women's Championship with the shining kick to the face. Chuck refused to put the heavyweight title on the line despite Mickie and Jim Fannin begging for it. Ian made it No DQ, No countout and pinfalls count anywhere but wouldn't force Chuck to defend both titles. Chuck posted Mickie and busted her wide open (picture coming after the show). Chuck hits the ref by accident with a missle dropkick and BJ Whitmer runs to the ring and Fannin authorizes him as a referee. BJ gives some fast counts but Chuck kicks out. BJ attacks Chuck with an exploder into the turnbuckle but Davey Richards runs out in a ref shirt and hits BJ. Mickie hits the shining kick and Davey counts to three. Deranged runs out and we go directly into BJ Whitmer vs. Deranged.
8.) B.J. Whitmer def. Deranged after 2 exploders on the floor into the ringpost. Deranged got knocked out after the second one and BJ had to drag his lifeless body up into the ring and out into the middle to get the pinfall. Amazing display of power from BJ on that one.
9.) Necro Butcher vs. Davey Richards
Necro is fighting for the honor of the Death Match guys. He doesn't want them to be skunked by the strong style guys. He starts the match on the floor after I egged him one to win one for the hardcore guys. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that BJ is wrestling Davey tomorrow and I want him weakened..wink wink. Necro does the chair slam on the floor and now chairs are piled on the floor but Davey belly to back suplexes Necro onto the chair pile. Davey buries Necro under the chairs on the floor and does a centon flip from inside the ring out to the floor onto the chairs. Necro is writhing in pain on the game. Action back into the ring and Davey is in control right up until Necro levels him with a punch. Wow. Davey misses the shooting star and the crowd is chanting for Necro. Running Lariat by Necro. Davey with a superplex off the top but only two. BJ Whitmer runs out and Davey dives from the ring onto BJ and then gets back into the ring on Necro...but Necro executes an inside cradle and gets the PIN. BJ gets in the ring and attacks Davey and Necro just walks away. BJ taunts Davey and leaves. Necro gets into the ring and apologizes to Davey.
10.) Nate Webb def. Chrisjen Hayme, Brian Skyline, Devon Moore, Detox, Billy Roc, xOMGx &Scotty Vortekz when he gave xOMGx a top rope Dragon Suplex!!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen. It is unbelievable. They have broke into a 4 on 4 volleyball game playing to 3 and it is tied at 2 right now. (pictures to follow) Hayme, xOMGx, Detox & Skyline vs. Moore, Nate, Vortekz & Roc. Detox turned on his partners and let the ball fall for Nate & company to gain the victory. His teammates attacked him and now we have an 8 man dive sequence going on. Hayme with a reverse rana on Billy Roc. Words can't describe all the action or the top rope dragon suplex. Brawl after the match.
Time for the main.
11.) Six Feet Under Rejects (Tank, Lane & Freak Show) def. The Past, Present & Future of Hardcore Wrestling (Ian, Drake & Corporal)
Mayhem. Pure mayhem. Tank gets the pin by hitting the boot camp on Corporal Robinson.
Ian gets on the microphone and changes the stipulation for tomorrow to No Rope Barbed Wire Flaming Ropes"
Its official Ian wants to die in a ring
"1.) Jack Thriller def. Ben McCoy via submission with the figure four.
2.) C.J. Otis & Ash def. Kris Chambers & Mike Stevens with a double team move where CJ had Chambers in a Torture Rack and Ash came off the top rope with a knee to the head on Chambers and drove him into the mat.
Josh Abercrombie came to the ring and called Dysfunction out angry about being cheated in Midlothian last week. Dyfunction comes out and refuses to get into the ring until Josh leads the crowd in seranading him with "chicken" calls. Match is now underway.
3.) Dysfunction def. Josh Abercrombie after catching an attempted rana and powerbombing Josh into the corner turnbuckle. Dysfunction then grabbed Josh's legs and flipped over and wrapped himself in the ropes to gain the three count but the ref did not see the cheating by Dysfunction. Josh chases him to the back after Dys says that the moustache ride is over.
4.) Roderick Strong def. Toby Klein after a trifecta attack after Toby Klein missed a top rope spin splash. Roderick had kicked out of the spinning DVD so Toby went up top and missed. Roderick delivered a running kick and finished with a double underhook powerbomb to hold Toby down for the three count.
5.) Matt Sydal def. Ricochet with the Here It Is driver. Excellent back and forth match that caused Sydal to talk about how great Ricochet is getting and giving some advice on the marathon that is the wrestling business.
6.) Rollin' Hard def. Z Barr with a Derogatory Name For a Black Man Knocka onto a chair. Z Barr is on the mic and making fun of Rollin' Hard for having cancer and telling that fans after every insult that they give him that they just won 10 more minutes of Z Barr mic time. Rollin takes the mic and tells Z Barr "everyone knows you can sh*t your pants but can you walk the walk?" They do a criss cross and Rollin' goes to the floor and Z Barr keeps running. They do another criss cross but Rollin' doesn't fall for it. Zbarr sits in a chair and applies rest holds and taunts the fans but Rollin hits West Side Slam and the Derogatory Name For A Black Man Knocka for the victory.
7.) Mickie Knuckles def. Chuck Taylor to win the IWA Mid-South Women's Championship with the shining kick to the face. Chuck refused to put the heavyweight title on the line despite Mickie and Jim Fannin begging for it. Ian made it No DQ, No countout and pinfalls count anywhere but wouldn't force Chuck to defend both titles. Chuck posted Mickie and busted her wide open (picture coming after the show). Chuck hits the ref by accident with a missle dropkick and BJ Whitmer runs to the ring and Fannin authorizes him as a referee. BJ gives some fast counts but Chuck kicks out. BJ attacks Chuck with an exploder into the turnbuckle but Davey Richards runs out in a ref shirt and hits BJ. Mickie hits the shining kick and Davey counts to three. Deranged runs out and we go directly into BJ Whitmer vs. Deranged.
8.) B.J. Whitmer def. Deranged after 2 exploders on the floor into the ringpost. Deranged got knocked out after the second one and BJ had to drag his lifeless body up into the ring and out into the middle to get the pinfall. Amazing display of power from BJ on that one.
9.) Necro Butcher vs. Davey Richards
Necro is fighting for the honor of the Death Match guys. He doesn't want them to be skunked by the strong style guys. He starts the match on the floor after I egged him one to win one for the hardcore guys. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that BJ is wrestling Davey tomorrow and I want him weakened..wink wink. Necro does the chair slam on the floor and now chairs are piled on the floor but Davey belly to back suplexes Necro onto the chair pile. Davey buries Necro under the chairs on the floor and does a centon flip from inside the ring out to the floor onto the chairs. Necro is writhing in pain on the game. Action back into the ring and Davey is in control right up until Necro levels him with a punch. Wow. Davey misses the shooting star and the crowd is chanting for Necro. Running Lariat by Necro. Davey with a superplex off the top but only two. BJ Whitmer runs out and Davey dives from the ring onto BJ and then gets back into the ring on Necro...but Necro executes an inside cradle and gets the PIN. BJ gets in the ring and attacks Davey and Necro just walks away. BJ taunts Davey and leaves. Necro gets into the ring and apologizes to Davey.
10.) Nate Webb def. Chrisjen Hayme, Brian Skyline, Devon Moore, Detox, Billy Roc, xOMGx &Scotty Vortekz when he gave xOMGx a top rope Dragon Suplex!!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen. It is unbelievable. They have broke into a 4 on 4 volleyball game playing to 3 and it is tied at 2 right now. (pictures to follow) Hayme, xOMGx, Detox & Skyline vs. Moore, Nate, Vortekz & Roc. Detox turned on his partners and let the ball fall for Nate & company to gain the victory. His teammates attacked him and now we have an 8 man dive sequence going on. Hayme with a reverse rana on Billy Roc. Words can't describe all the action or the top rope dragon suplex. Brawl after the match.
Time for the main.
11.) Six Feet Under Rejects (Tank, Lane & Freak Show) def. The Past, Present & Future of Hardcore Wrestling (Ian, Drake & Corporal)
Mayhem. Pure mayhem. Tank gets the pin by hitting the boot camp on Corporal Robinson.
Ian gets on the microphone and changes the stipulation for tomorrow to No Rope Barbed Wire Flaming Ropes"
Its official Ian wants to die in a ring
