Post by Chicago Sucks! on Aug 19, 2007 22:40:30 GMT -6
Well...exactly as I feared...the state fair this has had attendance way down with three nights outta the week with no grandstand act. The rodeo arena, sat unused the whole week. Numerous people are angry at state government right now, and feared the fair might had been cancelled. Readers of the State Journal-Register gave the fair an overwhelming overall grade of F. So I guess it was no surprise that the fair decided to bring back the rather unpopular Ronnie Vegas's Intergalatic Wrestling Federation. Problems...national anthem, bad CD. Having trouble with the sound system. The girl they used to ring announce from the stage...I guess was way over her head...just doesn't know how. The Bouncer took over after he did his match. The ring had a visible problem with the ropes, as they were uneven in the corners, the top rope stuck out, the middle rope was a good few inches back. There was supposed to had been an autograph session at the carnival midway from 1-3, but they got there about 3:45 and I told them what the program said...they thought it started at 3 actually. Results were...
Mr. Smiley pinned Dr. Love - Smiley I think is a Juggalo escapee...they tried, though I've seen worse. Dr. Love had Not Peter Pan on the back of his shirt, I don't think anyone will mistake him for Peter Pan. Dr. Love's gear was torn in the...wrong place.
The Bouncer beat TJ Powers by DQ via chainshot. Didn't care for it either.
Sassy Vegas pinned Half Breed. Half Breed beat Sassy Vegas by countout in an immeadiate rematch. Sassy seems to have something, one of the few that did. Did a number of things to bugger people off, lap dances for multiple people, then bad singing...but Idol tryouts were weeks ago. Half Breed is a big guy all the way from New Orleans. This was one of the better matches of the day.
Bobo Brazil Jr. pinned Pastor of Pain - geez, just what we need another false prophet. And his pants were also ripped, in the wrong place. He wanted to do a table match. Bobo...sadly needs to drop like 50 pounds cause he moved like a sloth. More about the Pastor running his mouth than actually wrestling. Bad.
Marty Graw beat Stan the Man by DQ via chairshot. Chris Lee was bugging me to leave before the end of the show to shoot an interview that you'll all be seeing later this week. Stan just wasn't the man, and decided he was tired of this non-wrestling show, grabbed a chair and BAM...good night. Graw blasted him with a chair in retaliation. Pointless DQ. I mean the local wrestlers were apologizing to the regular fans for this non-wrestling.
Rikishi & Black Pearl pinned Ronnie Vegas & Sassy Vegas - it was looking like a storm just popped up cause there was some lightening and maybe the match wasn't gonna get in. Well it did, and basically all the wrestling talent that was out there was in this match. Rikishi has some new customized music but ugh...I didn't care for it at all. Both Vegas's got stinkfaces.
So, hmm hmmm....show bombed bad. I will be sending a video tape to the state fair manager of this show and a video tape of one of the far superior local feds and ask they bring one of those feds over next year and do not ever bring IWF back to Springfield.
Mr. Smiley pinned Dr. Love - Smiley I think is a Juggalo escapee...they tried, though I've seen worse. Dr. Love had Not Peter Pan on the back of his shirt, I don't think anyone will mistake him for Peter Pan. Dr. Love's gear was torn in the...wrong place.
The Bouncer beat TJ Powers by DQ via chainshot. Didn't care for it either.
Sassy Vegas pinned Half Breed. Half Breed beat Sassy Vegas by countout in an immeadiate rematch. Sassy seems to have something, one of the few that did. Did a number of things to bugger people off, lap dances for multiple people, then bad singing...but Idol tryouts were weeks ago. Half Breed is a big guy all the way from New Orleans. This was one of the better matches of the day.
Bobo Brazil Jr. pinned Pastor of Pain - geez, just what we need another false prophet. And his pants were also ripped, in the wrong place. He wanted to do a table match. Bobo...sadly needs to drop like 50 pounds cause he moved like a sloth. More about the Pastor running his mouth than actually wrestling. Bad.
Marty Graw beat Stan the Man by DQ via chairshot. Chris Lee was bugging me to leave before the end of the show to shoot an interview that you'll all be seeing later this week. Stan just wasn't the man, and decided he was tired of this non-wrestling show, grabbed a chair and BAM...good night. Graw blasted him with a chair in retaliation. Pointless DQ. I mean the local wrestlers were apologizing to the regular fans for this non-wrestling.
Rikishi & Black Pearl pinned Ronnie Vegas & Sassy Vegas - it was looking like a storm just popped up cause there was some lightening and maybe the match wasn't gonna get in. Well it did, and basically all the wrestling talent that was out there was in this match. Rikishi has some new customized music but ugh...I didn't care for it at all. Both Vegas's got stinkfaces.
So, hmm hmmm....show bombed bad. I will be sending a video tape to the state fair manager of this show and a video tape of one of the far superior local feds and ask they bring one of those feds over next year and do not ever bring IWF back to Springfield.
