Post by JTB on Sept 8, 2007 23:29:35 GMT -6
Ian is making opening announcements to get the crowd ready for the DVD taping. Barbwire Madness will open show. "Probably the only show you'll ever go to with no rope barbed wire as an opener." Ben Jordan is calling for the music.
1.) C.J. Otis def. xOMGx - Barbed Wire Madness
Loud "OMG" chant from lively crowd to start the match. xOMGx is already in the barbed wire in the opening seconds. C.J. on the floor and getting a chair. xOMGx just went upside down into the barbed wire and almost fell out of his trunks with them getting tangled in the barbed wire. Almost X rated in the first match.
Big Vision has 2 roving floor cameras and one hard cam filming.
xOMGx is doing a tarantula on Otis in the Barbed Wire. Otis is a bloody mess and just got irish whipped into the barbed wire and then dropkicked. xOMGx just dove over the barbed wire to the floor onto Otis. Otis just brainbustered xOMGx onto an open chair on the floor. The barbed wire boards are blocking my view but the crowd is loving it. xOMGx's mask is ripped from the barbed wire. Barb Wire contraption is set up on the floor between chairs or something. C.J. gets crotched on the wire. C.J. powerbombs xOMGx and now he has wire cutters and is cutting down the wire on the side of the ring that has the contraption on the floor. C.J. is buried under a bw board and xOMGx is doing mulitiple double stomps onto the bw board digging the wire into the prone Otis. Otis just does a running burning hammer jumping from the ring to the floor through the BW contraption. Crowd erupts in a "Holy Sh*t" chant and I agree. "That was awesome" from the crowd.
Ropes are almost back on so second match should get underway shortly.
2.) Chuey Martinez def. Hugh Rogue - Electrified Light Tubes
They have already broken an electrified light tube contraption and now they are brawling in the bleachers. Sorry got called off to other duty. Tubes set up in the middle of the ring across two chairs. Hugh DVDs Chuey threw it for the win. Referee Kickboxer says no that it wasn't over...Chuey had a shoulder up. The match is restarted. Chuey gets the victory while I was fixing Kickboxer's blunder.
3.) Tank def. Juggulator & Sam Hane - Unlimited Log Cabins
Sick headbutts between Juggs and Tank. Juggs goes for a tumbleweed flip into the corner but Hane moves and Juggs crashes through the log cabin. Tank just curb stomps Juggs face first into a log cabin and the crowd chants "holy sh*t". Fighting in the crowd and I can't really see what is going on. Looked like a headbutt exchange. Crisp P. Lettuce is wandering around the ring in his usual goggles/dr. mask outfit. "holy sh*t" chant from crowd and a loud explosion of glass but I couldn't see it. Juggs is doublestacking log cabins in the middle of the ring. He is trying to clothesline Tank into the pile but Tank grabs him and gives him a backdrop driver through the stacked log cabins for the pinfall.
4.) Ian Rotten def. Freak Show - Home Run Derby/Panes of Glass
Ian doesn't even make it into the ring before Show jumps him on the floor. The ring may get a break in this match as these guys show no interest in taking it inside the ring. The fight continues as the crowd chants "f*ck him up Ian...f*ck him up." Headbutts and elbows aplenty on the floor but everyone is standing in front of me so I can't see...just hear the headbutts. WATER JUG to the face repeatedly of Freak Show and they still haven't went into the ring. Freak Show taking a cheesegrater to the face of Ian. Ian is a bloody mess. Low and Behold...they are in the ring and Ian does 2 BBoy dropkicks into the corner with a pane of glass in the face but the pane of glass won't break. He put it on his back and hit him with a bat and broke it across his back. Ian then hits the Rotten Rush but pulls him up at 2 to continue beating on him. Crowd chants "Ian." Ian does a second Rotten Rush and doesn't even go for a cover. Ian takes a board with nails in it and it beating Freak Show with it. Ian then pins him after a third Rotten Rush. Crowd chants "Mid-South" and Ian tells Freak Show that he won't be done with him until Freak Show is dead.
5.) Mickie Knuckles def. Youth Suicide - Fans Bring the Weapons
The crowd loves them some Mickie Knuckles. Many of them think "Mickie's gonna kill you." No one is sitting so I can't see anything. Sorry I can't do pbp for this match but I can't see anything. Loud glass explosion followed by loud "IWA" chant. For some reason Youth just punched "Salty" Travis right in the face after he helped him set up a BW board. Mickie Knuckles has a Greg Valentine LJN 80s WWF figure wrapped in barbed wire stuck in her hair. "Salty" is back on his feet but he keeps holding his mouth. Shining kick to the face into light tubes get the win for Mickie and people in the first two rows running for their lives to get away from the glass.
Ian just announced that Double Death and Queen of the Death has flipped dates where Double Death will be Friday October 26th and Queen will be October 27th so that the men in the Double Death can do a JCW juggalo show that weekend right near Plainfield.
Ian announces Lufisto for the Queen of the Death Matches.
6.) Insane Lane def. Deranged - Taipei Glass, Pits of Glass, S**t that Hurts When It Gets In Your Cuts Match
Crowd chants "please don't puke" but I don't know which one it is directed at? They are slugging it out with the Taipei glass taped fists. Action to the floor and Lane dumps a bunch of lemon juice onto the open cuts of Deranged's forehead. Ref Kickboxer trying to keep control as Deranged says "Yeah" and waffles Lane with a chair. Lots o' tubes set up by Deranged and gives a modified pedigree to Lane into the tubes. Deranged dumps a box of salt and a jug of lemon juice onto the canvas and then suplexes Lane into it. Lane breaks a beer bottle over Deranged's head. Crowd is chanting "this is awesome." Insane Lane gets the win didn't see how.
7.) J.C. Bailey def. Devon Moore- Scaffold, Tables, Ladders and Chairs
The 20 foot high scaffold has been rolled to the corner of the ring. It towers over the top rope. Same kind of scaffold from the Circus Death Match between J.C. and Pondo at Ultra Styles Clash.
Very loud ovation for J.C. and the match is underway. Immediate use of ladder and chairs for irish whips and the crowd is going crazy telling JC where the table is. Devon is building a chair/ladder bridge in the ring. Lionsault by Devon onto the Ladder bridge onto J.C. Devon is sitting up a chair row on the floor. J.C. adds more chairs to the pile/row. They fight on the apron and Devon suplexes J.C. onto the 10 or so chairs set up seat to seat facing each other in a row. Devon misses a moonsault. J.C. is going after the knee that Devon hurt crashing into the mat. Several blocks/reversals of German Suplex. J.C. in control and sets up the ladder and places a chair across the prone Devon. Double foot stomp off the top of a 12 foot ladder onto the chair. Devon tied in the Tree of Woe and J.C. drilling his injured knee with chair strikes. Chairs in front of Devon's face and springboarding off a chair dropkicks Devon while he was still in tree of woe. "This is awesome" from the crowd. J.C. sets up a table. Devon with a vicious super kick drops J.C. Devon sets up a ladder bridge on floor. Shooting Star running the apron to the floor onto the ladder bridge by Devon. Crowd clapping for both as Devon is setting up another table and stacking it on top of the first table. Make it 3 tables. Two on bottom, one on top. Both men climbing the scaffold. "Please Don't Die." J.C. with a Diamond Cutter off the top of the scaffold through the three tables for the victory. Loud "Welcome Back" chants and "great f*cking match" chants from crowd. I went over to watch on the three monitors from the three cameras as they were climbing the scaffold and there should be some great footage of the explosion through the three tables.
Ian to the ring to give congrats to these two. Thunderous "IWA" chants from crowd. Intermission to set up for main.
Time for the main event:
8.) Mad Man Pondo & Necro Butcher def. Corporal Robinson & Dysfunction to retain the JCW Tag Team Titles in a House of Pain match
Necro's back is lacerated. Tubes are breaking everywhere. Necro gets drop toe holded face first into a pile of tubes. Pondo & Dys fighting on the floor and they get back into the ring. Dys & Corp make a huge pile of tubes in the ring as they double team Pondo while Necro is on the floor. Dys & Corp have Pondo & Necro set up top and we have top rope hurracanranas in stereo into the pile of tubes and the four guys almost collided in midair. Corp and Necro brawl through the crowd. Pondo & Dys brawl on the other side of the floor. I think some tubes just found Dys' lower regions courtesy of Pondo's foot. The fans have circled all four men on the other side of the arena. Air horns and "IWA" chants but I can't really see anything. Necro rams the back of Dys' head into the ringpost. Dys & Corp suplex Necro from apron to the floor. Pondo gets 2 tubes stuffed down his shirt and gets double mafia kicked. Trash can full of tubes on top of 2 chairs set up by Corp & Dys and they set Pondo on the top rope and they press slam Pondo into the trash can. Corp with the boot camp but Necro breaks up the count. Dys accidentally superkicks a tube into Corp's face as Pondo moves out of the way. Necro barefoot in a mountain of broken glass ladies and gents. Crowd chants for Dys in appreciation after Necro does something to him...didn't see what. STIFF right hand by Necro to Dys' face. Slap attack from Dys and a double foot stomp to Necro's back. Corporal with a top rope legdrop onto Necro into the mountain of broken glass. Pondo goes to piledrive Corporal but Dys gets him in the back with a tube. Necro has Dys in the spike while Pondo hits the pump handle slam modified on Corporal for the pinfall.
Jake's Note: Wow. A burning hammer from the apron to the floor on some barbed wired object. In the first friggin match? That had to be some spot.
1.) C.J. Otis def. xOMGx - Barbed Wire Madness
Loud "OMG" chant from lively crowd to start the match. xOMGx is already in the barbed wire in the opening seconds. C.J. on the floor and getting a chair. xOMGx just went upside down into the barbed wire and almost fell out of his trunks with them getting tangled in the barbed wire. Almost X rated in the first match.
Big Vision has 2 roving floor cameras and one hard cam filming.
xOMGx is doing a tarantula on Otis in the Barbed Wire. Otis is a bloody mess and just got irish whipped into the barbed wire and then dropkicked. xOMGx just dove over the barbed wire to the floor onto Otis. Otis just brainbustered xOMGx onto an open chair on the floor. The barbed wire boards are blocking my view but the crowd is loving it. xOMGx's mask is ripped from the barbed wire. Barb Wire contraption is set up on the floor between chairs or something. C.J. gets crotched on the wire. C.J. powerbombs xOMGx and now he has wire cutters and is cutting down the wire on the side of the ring that has the contraption on the floor. C.J. is buried under a bw board and xOMGx is doing mulitiple double stomps onto the bw board digging the wire into the prone Otis. Otis just does a running burning hammer jumping from the ring to the floor through the BW contraption. Crowd erupts in a "Holy Sh*t" chant and I agree. "That was awesome" from the crowd.
Ropes are almost back on so second match should get underway shortly.
2.) Chuey Martinez def. Hugh Rogue - Electrified Light Tubes
They have already broken an electrified light tube contraption and now they are brawling in the bleachers. Sorry got called off to other duty. Tubes set up in the middle of the ring across two chairs. Hugh DVDs Chuey threw it for the win. Referee Kickboxer says no that it wasn't over...Chuey had a shoulder up. The match is restarted. Chuey gets the victory while I was fixing Kickboxer's blunder.
3.) Tank def. Juggulator & Sam Hane - Unlimited Log Cabins
Sick headbutts between Juggs and Tank. Juggs goes for a tumbleweed flip into the corner but Hane moves and Juggs crashes through the log cabin. Tank just curb stomps Juggs face first into a log cabin and the crowd chants "holy sh*t". Fighting in the crowd and I can't really see what is going on. Looked like a headbutt exchange. Crisp P. Lettuce is wandering around the ring in his usual goggles/dr. mask outfit. "holy sh*t" chant from crowd and a loud explosion of glass but I couldn't see it. Juggs is doublestacking log cabins in the middle of the ring. He is trying to clothesline Tank into the pile but Tank grabs him and gives him a backdrop driver through the stacked log cabins for the pinfall.
4.) Ian Rotten def. Freak Show - Home Run Derby/Panes of Glass
Ian doesn't even make it into the ring before Show jumps him on the floor. The ring may get a break in this match as these guys show no interest in taking it inside the ring. The fight continues as the crowd chants "f*ck him up Ian...f*ck him up." Headbutts and elbows aplenty on the floor but everyone is standing in front of me so I can't see...just hear the headbutts. WATER JUG to the face repeatedly of Freak Show and they still haven't went into the ring. Freak Show taking a cheesegrater to the face of Ian. Ian is a bloody mess. Low and Behold...they are in the ring and Ian does 2 BBoy dropkicks into the corner with a pane of glass in the face but the pane of glass won't break. He put it on his back and hit him with a bat and broke it across his back. Ian then hits the Rotten Rush but pulls him up at 2 to continue beating on him. Crowd chants "Ian." Ian does a second Rotten Rush and doesn't even go for a cover. Ian takes a board with nails in it and it beating Freak Show with it. Ian then pins him after a third Rotten Rush. Crowd chants "Mid-South" and Ian tells Freak Show that he won't be done with him until Freak Show is dead.
5.) Mickie Knuckles def. Youth Suicide - Fans Bring the Weapons
The crowd loves them some Mickie Knuckles. Many of them think "Mickie's gonna kill you." No one is sitting so I can't see anything. Sorry I can't do pbp for this match but I can't see anything. Loud glass explosion followed by loud "IWA" chant. For some reason Youth just punched "Salty" Travis right in the face after he helped him set up a BW board. Mickie Knuckles has a Greg Valentine LJN 80s WWF figure wrapped in barbed wire stuck in her hair. "Salty" is back on his feet but he keeps holding his mouth. Shining kick to the face into light tubes get the win for Mickie and people in the first two rows running for their lives to get away from the glass.
Ian just announced that Double Death and Queen of the Death has flipped dates where Double Death will be Friday October 26th and Queen will be October 27th so that the men in the Double Death can do a JCW juggalo show that weekend right near Plainfield.
Ian announces Lufisto for the Queen of the Death Matches.
6.) Insane Lane def. Deranged - Taipei Glass, Pits of Glass, S**t that Hurts When It Gets In Your Cuts Match
Crowd chants "please don't puke" but I don't know which one it is directed at? They are slugging it out with the Taipei glass taped fists. Action to the floor and Lane dumps a bunch of lemon juice onto the open cuts of Deranged's forehead. Ref Kickboxer trying to keep control as Deranged says "Yeah" and waffles Lane with a chair. Lots o' tubes set up by Deranged and gives a modified pedigree to Lane into the tubes. Deranged dumps a box of salt and a jug of lemon juice onto the canvas and then suplexes Lane into it. Lane breaks a beer bottle over Deranged's head. Crowd is chanting "this is awesome." Insane Lane gets the win didn't see how.
7.) J.C. Bailey def. Devon Moore- Scaffold, Tables, Ladders and Chairs
The 20 foot high scaffold has been rolled to the corner of the ring. It towers over the top rope. Same kind of scaffold from the Circus Death Match between J.C. and Pondo at Ultra Styles Clash.
Very loud ovation for J.C. and the match is underway. Immediate use of ladder and chairs for irish whips and the crowd is going crazy telling JC where the table is. Devon is building a chair/ladder bridge in the ring. Lionsault by Devon onto the Ladder bridge onto J.C. Devon is sitting up a chair row on the floor. J.C. adds more chairs to the pile/row. They fight on the apron and Devon suplexes J.C. onto the 10 or so chairs set up seat to seat facing each other in a row. Devon misses a moonsault. J.C. is going after the knee that Devon hurt crashing into the mat. Several blocks/reversals of German Suplex. J.C. in control and sets up the ladder and places a chair across the prone Devon. Double foot stomp off the top of a 12 foot ladder onto the chair. Devon tied in the Tree of Woe and J.C. drilling his injured knee with chair strikes. Chairs in front of Devon's face and springboarding off a chair dropkicks Devon while he was still in tree of woe. "This is awesome" from the crowd. J.C. sets up a table. Devon with a vicious super kick drops J.C. Devon sets up a ladder bridge on floor. Shooting Star running the apron to the floor onto the ladder bridge by Devon. Crowd clapping for both as Devon is setting up another table and stacking it on top of the first table. Make it 3 tables. Two on bottom, one on top. Both men climbing the scaffold. "Please Don't Die." J.C. with a Diamond Cutter off the top of the scaffold through the three tables for the victory.
Loud "Welcome Back" chants and "great f*cking match" chants from crowd. I went over to watch on the three monitors from the three cameras as they were climbing the scaffold and there should be some great footage of the explosion through the three tables.Ian to the ring to give congrats to these two. Thunderous "IWA" chants from crowd. Intermission to set up for main.
Time for the main event:
8.) Mad Man Pondo & Necro Butcher def. Corporal Robinson & Dysfunction to retain the JCW Tag Team Titles in a House of Pain match
Necro's back is lacerated. Tubes are breaking everywhere. Necro gets drop toe holded face first into a pile of tubes. Pondo & Dys fighting on the floor and they get back into the ring. Dys & Corp make a huge pile of tubes in the ring as they double team Pondo while Necro is on the floor. Dys & Corp have Pondo & Necro set up top and we have top rope hurracanranas in stereo into the pile of tubes and the four guys almost collided in midair. Corp and Necro brawl through the crowd. Pondo & Dys brawl on the other side of the floor. I think some tubes just found Dys' lower regions courtesy of Pondo's foot. The fans have circled all four men on the other side of the arena. Air horns and "IWA" chants but I can't really see anything. Necro rams the back of Dys' head into the ringpost. Dys & Corp suplex Necro from apron to the floor. Pondo gets 2 tubes stuffed down his shirt and gets double mafia kicked. Trash can full of tubes on top of 2 chairs set up by Corp & Dys and they set Pondo on the top rope and they press slam Pondo into the trash can. Corp with the boot camp but Necro breaks up the count. Dys accidentally superkicks a tube into Corp's face as Pondo moves out of the way. Necro barefoot in a mountain of broken glass ladies and gents. Crowd chants for Dys in appreciation after Necro does something to him...didn't see what. STIFF right hand by Necro to Dys' face. Slap attack from Dys and a double foot stomp to Necro's back. Corporal with a top rope legdrop onto Necro into the mountain of broken glass. Pondo goes to piledrive Corporal but Dys gets him in the back with a tube. Necro has Dys in the spike while Pondo hits the pump handle slam modified on Corporal for the pinfall.
Jake's Note: Wow. A burning hammer from the apron to the floor on some barbed wired object. In the first friggin match? That had to be some spot.
