Post by shoot on Oct 2, 2007 12:30:03 GMT -6
The show opened with the National Anthem, however Silas Young decided to come out and cut a promo right in the middle of the song. He addressed Justin Adams' injury and claimed that it was all a sham , that he is faking it to avoid a confrontation. He then introduced Joey Eastman, his business partner and the RPW Commissioner.
Joey runs down the highlights of the show and touches on the Adam Evans/Frankie Valiant match. He builds up the Gavin Dunn segment. He calls Kronus a jacked up freaks and demands that he be tested immediatley for steriods. Finally he also addresses Justin Adams' injury and like Silas calls it a hoax. Finally he announces that Silas Young will be issuing an open challenge to anyone in the locker room.
Match 1
Adam Evans v Frankie Valiant
Neither man has had a victory in RPW so this match was put together with the intention of having one man leaving with a W. Rather than that happening, both lost via disqualifation as they both were caught throwing powder in each other's faces.
Match 2 (Gauntlet Match)
Alexander Kronus v Phoenix, Hammy, Spider-man, & Rudo Cortez
This match was sick. Kronus simply decimated his first three opponents but had his hands full with Rudo Cortez. After being embarrassed, his ego hurt more than anything, Kronus simply left and lost the match via countout.
Match 3
Jason Dukes v BJ Whitmer
Words cannot even begin to describe what happened in this match. Just picture Jason Dukes in a mask and sports bra because thats what happened. Dukes was forced to wear his mask even though he was not facing the Metal Master but he used it to his advantage. I don't know where the bra came from but it was funny as hell. With the ref and BJ distracted by his manager Stud Muffin, Dukes put a foreign object under his mask on the top of his head. When BJ turned around...he attempted to give Dukes a headbutte but instead hit whatever was in his mask. Dukes got the 1-2-3.
LEAVE IT TO GAVIN SEGMENT
We saw the debut of this hilarious talk show. This by far had to be funniest thing in independent wrestling ever. Gavin Dunn owns his gimmick. The best line out of this whole thing had to be when Gavin's guest, Jeff Mora, asked Gavin what his wife was reading while sitting on the couch. Gavin's response, "Ha,Ha, Don't you know that women can't read...She just likes the pictures. Women are only good for two things, cooking and cleaning. Honey why don't you be a dear and go to the back and bake us some cookies."
Match 4
Steve Boz v Diego Corleone
In a heated contest, Boz pulled off the win with a Bozinoku driver
Match 5
Gavin Dunn w/ Valerie Malone v Jeff Mora
This match stole the show. Gavin and Valerie came down the ramp witha tray of cookies. The crowd was firmly behind Mora but he was unable to pull off the victory as Gavin hit him with a cookie sheet that Valerie Malone had used to bake her scrumptious tasty treats.
Match 6
Acid Jaz v Bryce Benjamin
In a exciting, hard hitting, bout Bryce was able to pull out a victory after using Jaz's own gimmick against him. As Jaz was prepping to blow his signature Hot Chocalate in his opponent's face, Bryce pulled a pack of his own out of his trunks, put it in his mouth, and blew it in Jaz's face before Jaz could do anything. He then hit his signature move and got the 1-2-3. The ultimate slap in the face.
To close the show Silas Young and Joey Eastman made their way to the ring to see if anyone was man enough to accept Silas' open challenge. As everyone sat in silence, with their eyes on the ramp, the music of Alexander Kronus began to play. Out came a man who looked possessed. Silas stood in the ring paralyzed with fear, his mouth open in shock. Kronus, looking to redeem himself and salvage some pride barreled down the ramp and into the ring. Silas threw a few punches but was smothered by the bigger stronger man and bailed before any serious damage could be done. Silas and Joey made their way toward the exit but were cut off by the injured Justin Adams who was standing at the top of the ramp with a steel chair. Adams swings, Silas ducks and Joey gets hit one sickest chair shots ever. Justin drops the chair and goes after Silas, and throws him into the ring for Kronus to finish him off, which he does with a devasting pounce. Adams cuts a promo basically saying that his injury is as fake as the chair shot that he just gave Joey Eastman. He vows to return and get his revenge on Silas Young.
Joey runs down the highlights of the show and touches on the Adam Evans/Frankie Valiant match. He builds up the Gavin Dunn segment. He calls Kronus a jacked up freaks and demands that he be tested immediatley for steriods. Finally he also addresses Justin Adams' injury and like Silas calls it a hoax. Finally he announces that Silas Young will be issuing an open challenge to anyone in the locker room.
Match 1
Adam Evans v Frankie Valiant
Neither man has had a victory in RPW so this match was put together with the intention of having one man leaving with a W. Rather than that happening, both lost via disqualifation as they both were caught throwing powder in each other's faces.
Match 2 (Gauntlet Match)
Alexander Kronus v Phoenix, Hammy, Spider-man, & Rudo Cortez
This match was sick. Kronus simply decimated his first three opponents but had his hands full with Rudo Cortez. After being embarrassed, his ego hurt more than anything, Kronus simply left and lost the match via countout.
Match 3
Jason Dukes v BJ Whitmer
Words cannot even begin to describe what happened in this match. Just picture Jason Dukes in a mask and sports bra because thats what happened. Dukes was forced to wear his mask even though he was not facing the Metal Master but he used it to his advantage. I don't know where the bra came from but it was funny as hell. With the ref and BJ distracted by his manager Stud Muffin, Dukes put a foreign object under his mask on the top of his head. When BJ turned around...he attempted to give Dukes a headbutte but instead hit whatever was in his mask. Dukes got the 1-2-3.
LEAVE IT TO GAVIN SEGMENT
We saw the debut of this hilarious talk show. This by far had to be funniest thing in independent wrestling ever. Gavin Dunn owns his gimmick. The best line out of this whole thing had to be when Gavin's guest, Jeff Mora, asked Gavin what his wife was reading while sitting on the couch. Gavin's response, "Ha,Ha, Don't you know that women can't read...She just likes the pictures. Women are only good for two things, cooking and cleaning. Honey why don't you be a dear and go to the back and bake us some cookies."
Match 4
Steve Boz v Diego Corleone
In a heated contest, Boz pulled off the win with a Bozinoku driver
Match 5
Gavin Dunn w/ Valerie Malone v Jeff Mora
This match stole the show. Gavin and Valerie came down the ramp witha tray of cookies. The crowd was firmly behind Mora but he was unable to pull off the victory as Gavin hit him with a cookie sheet that Valerie Malone had used to bake her scrumptious tasty treats.
Match 6
Acid Jaz v Bryce Benjamin
In a exciting, hard hitting, bout Bryce was able to pull out a victory after using Jaz's own gimmick against him. As Jaz was prepping to blow his signature Hot Chocalate in his opponent's face, Bryce pulled a pack of his own out of his trunks, put it in his mouth, and blew it in Jaz's face before Jaz could do anything. He then hit his signature move and got the 1-2-3. The ultimate slap in the face.
To close the show Silas Young and Joey Eastman made their way to the ring to see if anyone was man enough to accept Silas' open challenge. As everyone sat in silence, with their eyes on the ramp, the music of Alexander Kronus began to play. Out came a man who looked possessed. Silas stood in the ring paralyzed with fear, his mouth open in shock. Kronus, looking to redeem himself and salvage some pride barreled down the ramp and into the ring. Silas threw a few punches but was smothered by the bigger stronger man and bailed before any serious damage could be done. Silas and Joey made their way toward the exit but were cut off by the injured Justin Adams who was standing at the top of the ramp with a steel chair. Adams swings, Silas ducks and Joey gets hit one sickest chair shots ever. Justin drops the chair and goes after Silas, and throws him into the ring for Kronus to finish him off, which he does with a devasting pounce. Adams cuts a promo basically saying that his injury is as fake as the chair shot that he just gave Joey Eastman. He vows to return and get his revenge on Silas Young.
