Post by Joey Eastman on Apr 21, 2008 7:54:04 GMT -6
Courtesy of Tauron Nox
Here are the results. Keep in mind that I don't write this stuff down, so it may not be in order. You'll just have to deal with it.
-The show started with CBF & Tommy Boy coming out so Tommy could run his mouth for a few minutes while going for the patented Mick Foley cheap pop. Sonny kept trying to keep him talking because he obviously hates us all.
-Doc Heresy & Little Stevie Marriott(he's such a nice boy) defeat Shane Sharpe & Tony Star when Marriott hit a swinging neck breaker on Sharpe. Good opener with quick exchanges.
Tony Star can keep working matches as far as I'm concerned. he looked a little shakey last month in Rochester, but has looked pretty good the last two nights.
-Sethoran w/ Vanity"Tonight I'm Playing Jane" Vixen defeated Tarzan Taylor w/ George of the Jungle via The Fruit Roll Up after Tarzan tried to kiss Jane but ended up with his tongue down Georges throat. I think the NH State Athletic Commissioner was aroused by this.
These guys beat the sh*t out of each other. Seriously.
The Dover Legends could not keep their eyes off of Vanity's ample chest fruit.
-Tommy Liddell defeated Antonio Thomas w/ Joey Eastman and Mike Nice and a three way wrestling encounter after doing some kind of power move(maybe a power bomb?) on Mike Nice.
I didn't catch the move because Antonio & Joey created a man pile right in front of us. The Dover Legends then proceeded to tear up their Antonio Bucks and throw them at Antonio. This was followed by Joey chasing Antonio around the outside of the ring while trying to mount him from behind. I can't make this sh*t up, people.
-Panther Martin defeated "Good Guy" Justin Shaype after hitting a corkscrew 450 splash from the 7th rope.
Justin should stay away from the titty bars the night before a match if he wants to earn a title shot anytime soon.
-INTERMISSION IS AWESOME!!!
-Chunky But Stuck With Tommy Boy defeated Joey Eastman, The Alternate Warrior, and Link(who finally remembered to grab the back of his head when head butting the turnbuckles) when Tommy Boy accidentally did something right to pin Joey Eastman.
As Eastman felt the need to grab the mic and declare to everyone in the building, The Alternate Warrior is one of the best things ever in the history of wrestling. EVER! Oh, and STEROIDS ARE AWESOME!!
I'm all for mainstream promotion, but I never want to see Tommy Boy in the ring ever again.
Exchange of the night:
Joey Eastman says "I'm here for Jesus."
Alternate Warrior: "Jesus is AWESOME!"
Eastman then warns Tommy Boy that his body is a completely unnatural product of anabolic steroids.
Alternate Warrior: "Steroids are AWESOME!"
-Master "OMFG, look at those f**k**g welts on his chest!" Flesh defeated "Punisher" Don Vega after performing his best imitation of Tim Donst and then hitting The Dark Side Jam from the top rope.
To say this match was stiff/tight would be a huge understatement. They beat the ever loving hell out of each other. This was my first time seeing Vega, and he looked pretty good. And he brought his own midget! How can you not like a wrestler that brings their own flag bearing midget?
-"Heart Attack" Tommy Mack retains the Granite State Fischer Price Title by defeating "Fabulous" Johnny Vegas via a reversal of a second Ace Crusher into a Stunner. Good stuff right here. Seriously, while Johnny was up to his usual antics, he worked a hell of a match. Tommy looked great as well.
So in short, without Angers or Mav on the card, we still got a hell of a show
The kids have also shown that they can be trusted when dad is out of town.
FRW returns to action next month at the Rochester Thunder Dome!
Here are the results. Keep in mind that I don't write this stuff down, so it may not be in order. You'll just have to deal with it.
-The show started with CBF & Tommy Boy coming out so Tommy could run his mouth for a few minutes while going for the patented Mick Foley cheap pop. Sonny kept trying to keep him talking because he obviously hates us all.
-Doc Heresy & Little Stevie Marriott(he's such a nice boy) defeat Shane Sharpe & Tony Star when Marriott hit a swinging neck breaker on Sharpe. Good opener with quick exchanges.
Tony Star can keep working matches as far as I'm concerned. he looked a little shakey last month in Rochester, but has looked pretty good the last two nights.
-Sethoran w/ Vanity"Tonight I'm Playing Jane" Vixen defeated Tarzan Taylor w/ George of the Jungle via The Fruit Roll Up after Tarzan tried to kiss Jane but ended up with his tongue down Georges throat. I think the NH State Athletic Commissioner was aroused by this.
These guys beat the sh*t out of each other. Seriously.
The Dover Legends could not keep their eyes off of Vanity's ample chest fruit.
-Tommy Liddell defeated Antonio Thomas w/ Joey Eastman and Mike Nice and a three way wrestling encounter after doing some kind of power move(maybe a power bomb?) on Mike Nice.
I didn't catch the move because Antonio & Joey created a man pile right in front of us. The Dover Legends then proceeded to tear up their Antonio Bucks and throw them at Antonio. This was followed by Joey chasing Antonio around the outside of the ring while trying to mount him from behind. I can't make this sh*t up, people.
-Panther Martin defeated "Good Guy" Justin Shaype after hitting a corkscrew 450 splash from the 7th rope.
Justin should stay away from the titty bars the night before a match if he wants to earn a title shot anytime soon.
-INTERMISSION IS AWESOME!!!
-Chunky But Stuck With Tommy Boy defeated Joey Eastman, The Alternate Warrior, and Link(who finally remembered to grab the back of his head when head butting the turnbuckles) when Tommy Boy accidentally did something right to pin Joey Eastman.
As Eastman felt the need to grab the mic and declare to everyone in the building, The Alternate Warrior is one of the best things ever in the history of wrestling. EVER! Oh, and STEROIDS ARE AWESOME!!
I'm all for mainstream promotion, but I never want to see Tommy Boy in the ring ever again.
Exchange of the night:
Joey Eastman says "I'm here for Jesus."
Alternate Warrior: "Jesus is AWESOME!"
Eastman then warns Tommy Boy that his body is a completely unnatural product of anabolic steroids.
Alternate Warrior: "Steroids are AWESOME!"
-Master "OMFG, look at those f**k**g welts on his chest!" Flesh defeated "Punisher" Don Vega after performing his best imitation of Tim Donst and then hitting The Dark Side Jam from the top rope.
To say this match was stiff/tight would be a huge understatement. They beat the ever loving hell out of each other. This was my first time seeing Vega, and he looked pretty good. And he brought his own midget! How can you not like a wrestler that brings their own flag bearing midget?
-"Heart Attack" Tommy Mack retains the Granite State Fischer Price Title by defeating "Fabulous" Johnny Vegas via a reversal of a second Ace Crusher into a Stunner. Good stuff right here. Seriously, while Johnny was up to his usual antics, he worked a hell of a match. Tommy looked great as well.
So in short, without Angers or Mav on the card, we still got a hell of a show
The kids have also shown that they can be trusted when dad is out of town.
FRW returns to action next month at the Rochester Thunder Dome!
