DVLH July 19th, Wisocnsin

CameronJacobsLies
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i agree, you guys are all being immature, i also agree with tyler black being #1 he is a HOT-T@!!!!

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DVLH July 19th, Wisocnsin Jul 4, 2008 12:30:23 GMT -6

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Post by CameronJacobsLies on Jul 4, 2008 12:30:23 GMT -6

Hey gang,

All you CZW/IWA fans that live in the Wisconsin area, will be excited to know that you have an opportunity on JULY 19, to see many of your CZW/IWA favorites in action with a new wrestling promotion.

DVLH WRESTLING PRESENTS DESTRUCTION IN DOOR COUNTY in Brussels, Wisconsin at Rower's Grand Slam Sports Bar. This event will be held outside.

There will be a meet and greet with the wrestlers starting at 2pm with three live bands playing before the action begins. Food, beverages and BEER will be sold.

The card includes...

FREAKSHOW vs. INSANE LANE (thumbtacks)

SCOTTY VORTEKZ vs. THE NECROBUTCHER (fishooks!!!!!)

DRAKE YOUNGER vs. DANNY HAVOC (barbwire boards and light tubes)

MISTER INSANITY Toby Klein vs. (ROH mainstay) AUSTIN ARIES !!!!!!!!!! (best 2 of 3 falls)

also slated to appear are DUSTIN LEE, DYSFUNCTION, BRADY HOOFER, Halfbreed Billy Grahm, and many more!!!!

SMARTMARK VIDEO will be there capturing all the action and making it available on dvd for all those too far away to come see the event live and in person.

Tickets are $15.00 unless you are a member of the nearby ONEIDA NATION...ticket price for any Native presenting legit tribal ID is $10.00

So if your within driving distance make sure to get your ass there and enjoy the show, it is gonna be a blast!!!

The following matches have now been added to the card:

DYSFUNCTION vs. TROY WALTERS

BOBBY VALENTINO VS. SILAS YOUNG

and courtesy of VITO TOMESELLI and the ELITE PRO DOJO-

A BATTLE OF BROTHERS!!!
NORRIS JONES vs. NUBBY JONES

RYAN PROJECT vs. MARK JENSEN

and a triple threat-

MARTINE' JONES vs. THE NEW JOHNNY CASH vs. BRETT MICHAELS with two Ts

Last Edit: Jul 4, 2008 12:31:28 GMT -6 by CameronJacobsLies

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ryanproject New Member Posts: 19	DVLH July 19th, Wisocnsin Jul 10, 2008 7:29:52 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ryanproject on Jul 10, 2008 7:29:52 GMT -6 Jay Jensen's Little brother stands no chance...

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DVLH July 19th, Wisocnsin Jul 10, 2008 10:49:20 GMT -6

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Post by benjordan on Jul 10, 2008 10:49:20 GMT -6

This is an awesome opportunity for the ElitePro Dojo crew to show their stuff on a show that is loaded with good stuff.

Norris vs. Nubby should be interesting. (EDIT: I wonder who Martin Jones will cheer for? I mean, they are all related...)

Ryan Project will likely get dumped on his head by ElitePro's Suplex Machine, Mark Jensen.

And Martin Jones vs. "The New" Johnny Kash vs. Brett "With Two T's" Michaels could be very fun.

Good luck guys.

Ben Jordan

Last Edit: Jul 10, 2008 11:26:41 GMT -6 by benjordan

shinebox Guest	DVLH July 19th, Wisocnsin Jul 10, 2008 11:06:30 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by shinebox on Jul 10, 2008 11:06:30 GMT -6 What's the story behind the new Johnny Kash and the Brett with two T's Michaels? I mean, why are their names so ridiculous?

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DVLH July 19th, Wisocnsin Jul 10, 2008 11:17:27 GMT -6

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Post by benjordan on Jul 10, 2008 11:17:27 GMT -6

"The New" Johnny Kash is actually Kimberly Kash's younger brother who signed up at the Dojo. The Kash parents were big fans of the singer and named their son after him. Trust me, he's not all that happy about it either. That's why he demands that people call him "The New" Johnny Kash as to not confuse people into thinking the dead singer is going to be appearing on a wrestling show...

As for Brett "With Two T's" Michaels, he looks exactly like Bret Michaels from "Rock of Love" and Poison, and so to avoid legal action he has slightly changed his name.

Ben Jordan

primetimepimp313 New Member Posts: 14	DVLH July 19th, Wisocnsin Jul 10, 2008 11:27:55 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by primetimepimp313 on Jul 10, 2008 11:27:55 GMT -6 all i can say is that this should be very very very interesting

Rerun World Hwt Champ of Love too much free time Guess who's back? Back again. Rerun's back, tell a friend. Posts: 2,200	DVLH July 19th, Wisocnsin Jul 10, 2008 11:50:57 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rerun World Hwt Champ of Love on Jul 10, 2008 11:50:57 GMT -6 OK since its his legit name I'll give "The New" Johnny Kash a pass. He's not to wild about it though? Does the guy realize how kick ass Johnny Cash is? Johnny Cash is the original ganster rapper.
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benjordan Guest	DVLH July 19th, Wisocnsin Jul 10, 2008 12:03:51 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by benjordan on Jul 10, 2008 12:03:51 GMT -6 Believe me, I know how great Johnny Cash is, but this kid is way too "above" thinking someone like Johnny Cash is cool. He's an arrogant punk, this one... Ben Jordan

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DVLH July 19th, Wisocnsin Jul 10, 2008 12:15:59 GMT -6

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Post by Rerun World Hwt Champ of Love on Jul 10, 2008 12:15:59 GMT -6

Tell him it could be worse his parents could be big Carrot Top fans and named him Carrot Top.

I think the guy could go the white gangster gimmick as Johnny "Cold Hard" Cash. Hook him up with a guy with money in his name and give them a chick manager and call them....The Cash Money Hoes.

With ideas like these how have I not been hired be the WWE?

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